Well I'm in Pittsburgh- things didn't work out exactly as planned. There is a huge snowstorm here. The club was extremely empty last night because of all the snow.... Thursday wasn't all that busy because... well it was a Thursday? I would assume my super cool fans are not Thursday night strip club goers... they are Friday or Saturday night strip club goers. A few people did come out Thursday night and that was quite nice. Well anyway it is Saturday and the club is closed due to extreme weather conditions. Apparently the club has only closed because of weather once - in some blizzard in 1993. Man. I have some luck! So anyways- if by some off chance you had planned on coming to see me tonight- don't! Stay home and get drunk and make a fire and stuff. I usually post pictures of myself on stage in my feature dancing costumes after I dance, this time all I have are pictures of me in the snow! see- it is very bad here. some trees fell down.
and streets are closed off.
at least it is kind of pretty though...
So there seems to be a running pattern on twitter with events and stuff and i can't really explain this in 140 characters. See every time I post "I will be in XXX this weekend" I always get a slew of responses telling me I should be somewhere else. Like "Aw man- XXX is too far! You should come to Florida" or "Why XXX! Come to New Jersey again! It's your home town!" or when I posted about the snow- I got several responses from people who lived in warm climates telling me it was not snowing where they were.
Now- I want you to understand that I don't just look at a map, close my eyes, and pick a city that I want to go to and then go there. A strip club books me and then I go there. Strip clubs usually decide who to book by seeing who there is a demand for- or by just figuring out who the most "famous" porn stars are or whatever. Now, most clubs will not pick me randomly because I am not exactly what comes to mind when an 80 year old guy is browsing through photos of porn girls. However- clubs will decide to have me if customers repeatedly ask for me. SO what I am trying to say is- that instead of just telling me to go somewhere on twitter.... go to your local strip club and ask to speak to a manager and tell him/her that you really want to see me there. Then, tell 100 of your friends to do that too. A few months of persistent asking and then I am sure the club will have me.I do love dancing and I do love meeting fans so- I am really happy to go to any club that books me. However, I will not just show up.
Make sense!!
Just thought I would explain that.
Well now I must get back to an exciting evening of not dancing.
xoxoxox
Joanna Angel
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