Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Taylor Swift and James Deen 4EVA
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02.01.10 08:00 PM
Those of you who didn't know- last night at the Grammys Taylor Swift won the award for Album of the Year. She is the youngest person ever to receive this award- and she is 20 years old. In 2009 James Deen was the youngest guy ever to take home the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year. Hmm. I have no other explanation for this other than to conclude that they are soul mates. Now, I love James Deen and I love Taylor swift. I love to fuck James Deen and I have thought about fucking Taylor Swift at least twice- and in my imagination the sex was pretty awesome. Granted- I had to do most of the work and she just kinda laid there but it was cool. I totally didn't mind. But yeah- out of respect I think I may have to put my feelings aside and just let these two run away together. I mean, they are totally meant to be. Two young winners who made history- they would really make a great couple. Wouldn't they?

Taylor Swift and James Deen Fucking

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along, so why can't you see? You, you belong with DEEN!

hehehehehe

 

xoxox

 

 



Comments (6)
 1 
02.10.10 11:08 AM  
A Taylor Swift Threesome, that i'd pay to see <3
02.10.10 04:59 AM  
LOL!
02.02.10 06:55 PM  
I'd never noticed that Taylor Swift's head is fucking enormous
02.02.10 04:49 PM  
haha i love this
02.02.10 11:41 AM  
hahaha!
02.02.10 12:55 AM  
Yeah, get rid of those two and then you and me can start our new life together! I love you Joanna!
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