Joanna Angel

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Name: Joanna Angel
Sex: Female
Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
Height: 5'
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.

Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
Videogames: Guitar Hero
Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows

Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!

Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

Merry XXXmas

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12.10.09 07:09 PM

Every year (ok I did it last year and this year and plan to keep doing it) I do a Christmas themed photo-set for JoannaAngel.com This year I also did a Christmas themed video to go along with it. The photos and the video will go up the week of the 25th DUH!

I know. You really want me to do a Hanukkah themed porno but I just can't bring myself to do it. I don't know why. I mean, I grew up playing dreidel with my parents and my cousins- I just don't want to stick one in my ass. Sorry. I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Anyways, here is a photo from my Christmas photoset. I thought you might like it! The rest of the set will be live on JoannaAngel.com on December 21st! You can print this out and make holiday cards out of it. Nothing says Happy Holidays like a zillion fingers in your vag. Woohoo!

xoxox

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Ransom

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12.14.09 02:01 PM

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you could do a winter wonderland theme...snowman shaped sex toy and snowflake pasties. I don't know if either of those things exist but if not they should.

Kleio

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12.14.09 01:29 PM

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oh yeah your so hott

JoshyBgood

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12.14.09 01:20 PM

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Ive got no ideas, but I love the pic and am very excited about this set!

Tiffany

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12.11.09 09:45 PM

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best way to celebrate x-mas.

Dnothing!

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12.11.09 06:04 PM

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Lol, I suppose your right. I was stretching there. How about a penis shaped fruit cake? haha

Joanna Angel

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12.11.09 12:42 PM

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non denominational! yeah right! there were definitely no candy canes in my house growing up. and besides- i stuck candy canes in myself LAST year! I have to stay original! =)

Dnothing!

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12.11.09 12:16 PM

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Candy canes are pretty phallic. You could always use them and I think they are non-denominational haha

revenant

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12.11.09 10:54 AM

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Sorry Joanna, I think everyone has been occupied with the new chat room. How about a "looks like Christmas is cumming early this year" joke.

Sinestro

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12.11.09 09:18 AM

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After seeing this post, I *had* considered making a stocking stuffer joke, but thought better of it. Really looking forward to your cam show this Sunday, Ms. Angel... :)