Joanna Angel

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Name: Joanna Angel
Sex: Female
Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
Height: 5'
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.

Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
Videogames: Guitar Hero
Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows

Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!

Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

Another day, another internet poll

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12.08.09 08:43 PM

It's another one of these internet polls to make us girls all get really stressed out.

This is very funny because on Saturday night I was auctioned off for a date and all the money went to AIM Healthcare. This poll on the other hand is not for quite as good of a cause- it will really just boost my self esteem.

Asylum.com is having a poll about which pornstar you would like to go out on a date with most. The choices are pretty tough - all the girls would make splendid dates. Unfortunately- I have a slight disadvantage here. See, all these girls have interviews up on Asylum.com so they probably already have a bunch of fans on there. They did film me in a little skit however it did not go live on their website yet. HOW WILL THE MEMBERS OF ASYLUM.COM KNOW IF THEY WANT TO DATE ME IF THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ME ON THE WEBSITE! This is truly a crisis. In any case, if you are bored and you are looking for something to click on- then please click on the little button next to my name.

If it persuades you at all- I really like carbohydrates.People who like carbs make awesome dates. Joanna Angel and Baguettes Thank you xoxox Joanna Angel