FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5\'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that\'s my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I\'ll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don\'t feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven\'t watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn\'t film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it\'s hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people\'s cigarettes but I don\'t think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

Well anyways- let me just say fighting was an interesting experience. It was a hell of a lot different than I thought it would be. I wen to the gym a lot- and punched walls, and bags- and sometimes my trainer... but when I got in the ring I forgot all that I learned and did exactly what i didn't want to do- and that was, fight like a girl. Fortunately, Rawdog also fought like a girl too so it made for an OK match.
First off, let me just tell you- those fucking gloves are really heavy. I thought I was used to wearing them but I really was not. I think the gloves I wore in the match were slightly heavier than the gloves I wore while training... but who really knows. I put them on about a half hour before I had to get in the ring- which perhaps was a bad idea because by the time I got in the ring I could barely lift them. I was really pumped when I got into the ring. I was ready to kick some ass. I wore an all white outfit (with every intention to pour water all over as soon as I got sweaty), I shook my ass around- my adrenaline was up.
Then I tried to throw a few punches and I missed... and then...I got really flustered and disoriented and forgot everything I learned in training and pummeled towards Rawdog, got him down on the ground and just basically started kicking him. I am pretty sure that was against the rules. It was also against the rules when he got me in a head lock and I kicked him in the balls. Man. I really did not want to fight like a ghetto chick but it was just my first instinct to do so.
The rest of the match kinda switched from a boxing match to a WWF style match where we basically rolled around on the floor and elbowed each other and I proceeded to get more and more naked- and my outfit got more and more see-through as time went on. The crowd went crazy-I don't mean to brag it was definitely one of the most entertaining of all the matches. The guy who trained both me, and Rawdog for the fight was the ref- and i am pretty sure he will never put either of us on his future resume.
Honestly- after the match I was so increibly tired. I was actually sore for about 2 days and I could barely move. Getting in a ring and doing incorrect boxing moves for three minutes is more tiering than any other 30 minute workout I have ever done. Unfortunately, I didn't win the match- the "score" at the end was 27/28 - whatever that means. I think I lost a bunch of points when I broke the rules... but who knows how they really score this kinda shit. Some people said after wards that I totally kicked his ass- I don't know if I did... but I definitely did not get my ass kicked.
Would I do this again? Yeah- I think so. Maybe not next week, but sometime in the future. I would like to win a boxing match sometime before I die. I will put it on the list of things to accomplish in my life.
Well there are a bunch of photos of me in the ring in a gallery here
(just scroll down the page and you will see it!)
xoxox
Joanna Angel


| shit girl i know you kicked his ass...and if not who fuckin cares you were way hotter... and as for boxing if you could box as good as you fuck you would be ripping mike tysons fucking ear off... and shitting down Lennox Lewis fucking throat... mud wrestling you and some angels... damn now that would be a fight i would pay money to see ;) have a great day... peace nickle posted: 11.15.09 12:00 AM |
















