Sorry for not updating in a while. I am having serious blog issues! I have been updating a little more frequently on xoxojoannaangel.com - eventually they will be more harmonious. We are working on it. Sorry if that all sounds kind of ghetto. well anyways. 

This photo is not a joke. We are actually going to fight.

Some of you already know this but- I go on the Jason Ellis radio show fairly frequently. It's on Sirius and XM radio on Tony Hawk's station called "Faction". I like going on there- he's really funny and we play off each other well. Him and Chris Nieratko are definitely my favorite people in the "media." If anyone in an interview ever asked me who my favorite people to be interviewed by were, I would say them. However, I don't think anyone will ever ask me that.

Anyways, Jason does a lot of stuff. He's in a band, he has his radio show, and he is also an MMA fighter. He is the one in the center in the photo- as you can tell he is kind of a big dude. The guy I am facing is nicknamed "rawdog". I gave him a hand-job twice. Once in the bathroom at the release party for Not Another Porn Movie and then once again in the bathroom of the Sirius Radio building. The first time I gave him a handjob I was with Eden from BurningAngel, and she had recently just gotten a new pair of shoes and half the time I stroked his cock I was discussing the new shoes with Eden. They were Jessica Simpson shoes. Speaking of which- I just got two pairs of Jessica Simpson shoes myself. I was never a fan of anything about Jessica Simpson but she does make some good shoes. I don't think rawdog was turned on by this handjob so he couldn't cum, and I really wanted to get back to the party. To make up for this I gave him another hand job in the Sirius radio bathroom with Sinead. He came all over her boobs. It was interesting.

Jason is putting on his own fight in Las Vegas- it's called Ellis Mania. Apparently he does it every year. Everyone on the Ellis show fights someone- and I was elected to fight Rawdog. I agreed to do it. I thought it would be more of a joke at first but it turns out that Rawdog has been training every day. In the back of my head I really thought this was some kind of publicity stunt where he would just kinda let me win... but honestly this is not the case. This is a real fight! I guess he has a lot of pent up anger because of that handjob.

Ellis said he would help me train, so I am going to go to his gym tomorrow morning and learn some moves. I am really scared to be honest. I talked a big game on the radio, but I have never had a guy swing a punch at me before (thankfully) and I don't quite know how I will react when it happens. I'm sort of excited... if I can actually do this these will probably be good things for me to learn. I mean, I am Jewish- I do like to save money. If I ever do actually get genuinely famous one day I could cut some costs down by being my own body guard.

Well, I might get my ass kicked, I might wind up in the hospital... and I might win. Who knows. All I do know is that I should really win some kind of lifetime achievement award for doing the most insane things ever for the sake of promoting my porn site.

If you have any interest in coming to this at all- Buy tickets for the fight on Ticketmaster here!

xoxox Joanna Angel