Joanna Angel

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Status: helllooooo NYC!

Name: Joanna Angel
Sex: Female
Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
Height: 5'
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.

Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
Videogames: Guitar Hero
Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows

Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!

Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

VMA nonsense

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09.15.09 01:39 PM

Everyone is all in a frenzy about the VMA's. It's a little silly. But I do enjoy indulging in pop culture sometimes I have watched the VMA's almost every year for the past 10 or so years, and this was definitely the best one in a while. Not just because of the drama.... I think pop music is getting a little better and slightly more innovative. Maybe we are going back to the 80's... you know... like when you could turn on the radio and everything wasn't total crap?

So the other night - I watched the VMA's while home alone.

I sat on my laptop and tweeted every 10 seconds about what was going on with the 2009 Video Music Awards. I feel like I watched the VMA's with twitter! Technology can be so creepy and awesome at the same time.

Kanye West and Taylor Swift Joanna Angel 2009 VMA Video Music Awards

Anyways- after Kanye's incident with Taylor Swift...

(****for those of you who don't know what happened- this little country ish pop star named Taylor Swift won the award for best Female Video... and during her acceptance speech Kanye came on stage, interrupted her, and grabbed the mic and yelled about how Beyonce had the best video all year and should have won it. In his defense, Beyonce really should have won that award but going on stage and announcing that while she spoke was just ridiculous) - - it was like twitter blew up. Everyone in the world was tweeting about it- and I was like... I MUST SAY SOMETHING WITTY! WHAT DO I SAY.... and then... I said:

"I think Taylor Swift would look pretty hot with a black dick in her and now it will never happen. Damn you Kanye. "

rnAnd everyone LMFAO'd at me and re-tweeted it and I truly felt like a hero. In all seriousness- wouldn't she look good with a black dick in her?

For those of you who care about what I thought - the Michael Jackson tribute was awesome.I always loved Janet Jackson. I saw her in concert when I was in 7th grade- and when I was like, 11, I was really good at doing the whole "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" thingy she does at the beginning of the Rhythm Nation video. I really should have made a career out of that!

Joanna Angel 2009 VMA Video Music Awards

Beyonce was really sexy

I love that single ladies dance. I tried to do it along with her with the TV on but I didn't have much luck. Me and her were in a dance off- and she totally won.

Joanna Angel 2009 VMA Video Music Awards

Pink was incredibly lame.

I think she tried to compensate for having a crappy song by swinging on a trapeze while singing. I like a lot of pop songs- I won't lie. I think it is OK. It is totally acceptable to have Black Flag, and random Lady GaGa songs in your iPod. I would call them guilty pleasures but, I don't feel any guilt about this- and I'm Jewish- and I feel guilty about everything. "So What" happens to be one of the pop songs I like- I turn it up when I drive and sing along to it... and I strip to it sometimes when I feature dance and it makes me feel slightly empowered- especially after a few bottles of vodka. I don't know what this new single is of hers- but it fucking sucked.