Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Me on G4 TV!
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08.24.09 12:19 PM

Well I was recently on G4 TV - I was sent to Quake Con to cover it. Here is what aired. 

So here is the little clip on G4TV from Quake Con!

 

 

 

 

 

Well here is some stuff from my own personal collection.

Joanna Angel Nerd Computer So G4TV asked me to go to Quake Con with them. Quake Con is basically a big geek gathering where thousands of people come and play the game Quake against each other. Its a first person shooter computer game.What was most interesting about the convention was not the game quake itself- but it was these customized computers everyone made- known in the geek world as "moded" computers. Since Quake is a computer game- everyone comes with their own computers- and they totally pimp them out for the occasion. I will admit- when Blair Herter from G4TV told me that everyone was going to have their own customized computers- I honestly thought that people would have like.... intricate uh... sticker patterns? Or some kind of crazy cases? Maybe the more flamboyant geeks would have them bedazzled? But yeah- I was very wrong! People actually build their own computers from scratch- the inside and outside. Here are some of the most interesting one I saw. Now here is a computer that someone made to look like the spaceship from the Galaga arcade game. It was all solid wood- you definitely could not carry this on an airplane. I met the guy who made it- and I wanted to take a sexy photo with him but he told me he was 17- and there is something really creepy/illegal about me having suggestive photos with a 17 year old on my blog. Joanna Angel Mod Computer Moded Computer

and here is the back of it. Now this computer didn't have quite as interesting of an exterior as the Galaga one did but it looked super cool on the inside. The guy who created it was not underage so I took a picture with him. Unfortunately- I don't know his name. Joanna Angel Moded Computer Alright so- that thing I am leaning on- well.... that's not a toy that I got from a McDonalds Happy Meal- that's a fucking computer there- made out of legos! This one had to be my favorite one. I asked him how he built a computer out of a toy that was flammable plastic and he said it had all sorts of different fans on the inside keeping it cool. It was pretty neat. Anyways, here it is along with the creator of it. Joanna Angel with Moded Lego Computer

Now this was the most bad ass computer technologically I had ever seen. It is actually four different computers stacked on top of each other. I don't remember what they were all for- I know one was computer games, one was music and movies.... and I don't know what the other two were. There are all sorts of temperature controls and shit on the front and uh.... I don't know. Yeah- well here it is. Joanna Angel Computer Mod This creation was so amazing, I thought it warranted a sexier photo. Joanna Angel Computer Mod

I thought this one was kinda interesting. It was like all inside this creepy looking suitcase thing. It sorta looks like the case I keep my makeup in. Joanna Angel Moded Computer

Here is what it looked like on the inside - Joanna Angel Moded Computer

Later on I found the guy who made the super bad ass computer so I took a picture with him. I should probably cut and paste this and move it up the blog where the other photos of the bad ass computer are- but quite frankly I am pretty lazy. Joanna Angel Computer Mod

This one I really liked too- it's a computer mod on a budget! In this days economy if you wanna be a geek you gotta do shit like this. This was by far the most punk-rock computer mod in the convention. I could not find the creator- maybe he was too punk to be by his own computer. Joanna Angel with computer mod in crate moded computer inside a crate and Joanna Angel

Here is another cool computer I saw that kinda looked like it should be at a cyber-goth rave- with it's creator. joanna angel geek computer Joanna Angel at Quake Con with computer mods And here is a Super Mario Mod! Joanna Angel with super mario mod computer

Here is me- and Blair Herter - the one of the hosts for G4TV who co-hosted the piece with me- and Corrado - the camera guy. I really enjoyed hanging out with these boys. We went out the night before the convention and got wasted. We went to some random bar and I flirted with old Texan women, and then I think I told the boys my life story. Man. I can never run for president now... they have all sorts of dirt on me. But regardless it was so much fun. The piece airs on Thursday- August 19th. Be sure to look out for it! joanna angel and blair herter of G4TV xoxox Joanna Angel

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Comments (6)
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08.31.09 05:22 AM  
hahaha joanna you are too cute!! i misssss youuuuuuu!!! <33
08.27.09 12:02 AM  
Nicely done. Very Creative and clever how people make their own computer hard drives through various ways. I usually help build Arcade sticks for Game systems, so I doubt I could do something like this. haha -D.
08.25.09 12:18 AM  
hooray Joanna! Hooray G4! Hooray Attack of the Show!
08.24.09 04:46 PM  
Man, computers are cheap in the US. That $2000 machine would have cost at least ?3000 to make over here. That's more or less $5000. I wish i could afford to build my own rig.
08.24.09 02:03 PM  
Ahhh you look so hot!! G4 is awesome. Sounds like you had fun :)
08.24.09 01:25 PM  
Awe I;m so jealous! can I be your roadie on events like this? And Can I has geeky Boyfriend? Miss you!
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