Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Hootenany
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07.12.09 01:19 AM
So I am keeping with the spirit about blogging about things a week late- and here I am- exactly a week after the Fourth of July blogging about my fourth of July. Anyways- I had a booth at the Rockabilly festival in Orange County CA called "Hootenany" - it was probably one of my most pleasant July 4ths.The music was good- the people were really really hot. The Reverend Horton Heat played, so did Los Lobos, and the Horrorpops - and a bunch of other bands. I was never THAT into rockabilly kinda music growing up... but maybe I will get into it a little more now. The only band I really knew was the Horrorpops- they are one of those bands that kinda crossed back and forth from punk to rockabilly. Sorry. Does that make me a poseur? I sure hope not. Because that would just be awful. Anyways, as I was saying- the people there were really hot. I mean seriously- i think you could put a pompadour on just about anyone and they would be hot. There were some serious MILF's there. If you are over the age of 40 and you are a woman- I highly recommend you put a pompadour in your hair and like, a flower, and something polka-dot... and you will be hot again. Don't bother going to Nordstroms and spending too much money on crap that will just make you look more mom-esque. Well anyways- here are some photos from the show.

Here is Brian Street Team showing off his ass in front of someone's sweet car.

And here is Brian Street Team in between Cali Nova and Jessie Lee- who both have tattoos of wet pussies on their legs. As you know, Brian Street Team is a big fan of wet pussies so he was a very happy man to be in-between these two tattoos.

and here is the oh so wonderful and amazing OMG-ITS-JESSIELEE!!! She won the award for having one of the most awesome pompadours there.

And here is Jessie Lee grabbing my ass.

Well it was about the end of the show and I realized that I had not taken any photos in front of any sweet rockabilly style cars. I kinda want to have one of these some day. I thought about getting one before I got my Escalade but these cars are like show-off cars. They are not so practical. Maybe one day if I am rich enough to have cars just for fun- then I will get one. Anyways- here I am in front of one.

So then after I took the picture in front of the car- I found the dude who owned the car and I was like- YO! CAN I TAKE SOME PHOTOS IN YOUR CAR! And well, he said yes. I am pretty sure one of the main reasons dudes own cars like this is because they want chicks to aks them questions like that.

Here um... yeah- here is my pussy and butt-hole and stuff.

..... and incase you didn't know- here is my boob.

And here I am being all like- me! no! I would never take photos with my pussy hanging out in a car! I am a nice jewish girl! Seriously! I wear flowers in my hair- I wouldn't take dirty photos in a car! No! Never!

And those are all the compelling photos I had.

I hope you liked them =)

xoxox

Joanna Angel



Comments (5)
 1 
07.13.09 02:30 PM  
Pfft. You're no poser. Saying you are would be like comparing sugar to nutrasweet... It just makes no sense. Now, if you got yourself a grill and started referring to yourself as J-Pron, then, then you would be a poser (unless you had a pimp cup).
07.13.09 12:02 PM  
You look so puurdy. What an awesome way to spend the Fourth.
07.12.09 01:29 PM  
awe you look adorable, i love when you have flowers in your hair
07.12.09 01:07 PM  
but you are an innocent jewish girl...you keep the sabbath HOLy dont you? ...that just happened.
07.12.09 05:18 AM  
OMG!!! I WAS SO FUCKIN EXCITED TO MEET YOU AT HOOT!!! I WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED YOU TO SIGN MY STICKER!!! HAHAHAHA AND I WAS SO STAR STRUCK!!!! HAHA IT WAS CRAZY MEETING MY FAVORITE PORN STAR!!!! OHH YEAH AND IM THE ONE WHO HAS ALL OF YOUR MOVIES AND TOYS!!!! EMILY!!!! AHHHHH IM STILL STOKED!!!
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