Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Misti Dawn cures the Swine Flu with her Boobs
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05.27.09 06:53 PM

I don't know if you have seen this yet but- you need to check it out if you have not. It will really make you appreciate my degree in screen-writing. My years in college truly helped me come up with such eloquent lines- like "pork products are AWESOME!" 

Anyways- yeah. Here is the PG rated version of the video. 

 

 

 

 


Blooper Video-Pornstar MistiDawn Cures SwineFlu from Joanna Angel on Vimeo.

You can see the whole thing- you know, with actual banging and stuff on BigBoobsareCool.com

In addition to having a hilarious intro- the scene is really hot. Kris Slater is so cute. He is almost as cute as the artist formerly known as Tommy Pistol. I don't think I have to sell you on Misti Dawn. I am sure you are all in love with her already- if you aren't well, then I don't know. You must have the swine flu.  

Update your membership now! so you can see this video, and all the other cool videos on the BurningAngel network. 

xoxoxo



Comments (7)
 1 
05.28.09 09:58 PM  
he is so adorable right! hahahaha but don't you live in like... the other side of the world now =)
05.28.09 05:13 PM  
Please please please please can I fuck this guy in a video?!
05.28.09 02:37 PM  
they took the trailer down :( stupid you tube
05.28.09 01:49 PM  
Misti is amazing. I kinda have a sniffle so I think she needs to come visit!!
05.28.09 07:03 AM  
haha i love you joanna <3 this script was the BEST ever haha
05.28.09 03:11 AM  
Ahem...maybe forgetting to mention someones pure acting skills? Cough cough. I mean really where would Chris be without his non-sex counter part?
05.27.09 08:44 PM  
So if I love her already, I'm out of luck. But if I don't love her, I may have the swine flu, meaning I could let her cure me with her boobs..........not really a difficult decision is it people. I DO NOT LOVE Misti Dawn ;)
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