OK- I really need to finish telling you about Exxxotica because it was like, a long time ago at this point. Anyways, here is like.... the juicy part of my weekend.

UG! Now I am just about the dumbest girl in the world. Well maybe not the dumbest but, I had a super hot experience with a beautiful girl- named Sunny Leone. She is a Vivid contract girl. I am pretty confused about the whole thing since she is like, a chick who I think is way out of my league... and I realized I have no photos of me and her together- so I bet you won't even believe me! She is very beautiful, and really innocent. She started off in porn just doing solo stuff magazines, I think she was some kind of Penthouse Pet or something. I always considered girls who were Penthouse Pets to have from a different planet. It's like someone basically told them "Yo- you are so hot, that people in this world will be able to have orgasms from just LOOKING at you naked. You know, you can just stand there. You don't have to do anything else!" To be honest, it sounds incredibly boring, but to be deemed as hot enough to induce an orgasm by just standing there and doing nothing, is quite an honor I think. I think it actually defies some kind of law of science. 

A few years later she signed a contract with Vivid and only did girl girl, which is incredibly rare.... now she does some boy/girl stuff with her new boyfriend on her website. She looks even hotter in person than she does in her photos which is a rarity in porn- especially for Vivid contract girls. Ooops. Did I just say that out loud? Sorry. Yeah. Anyways- She is a mixture of like 10 different hot ethnicities.... she is just so exotic, and like... I don't know... beautiful and hot. Sorry, did I say she was hot too many times? Well all weekend, she was hitting on me?! It was kinda nuts. She sent me adorable text messages throughout the weekend telling me hot hot I looked and was just so ridiculously flattering but I didn't believe it. I was pretty sure there was just some sort of clause in her Vivid contract saying that she had to be nice to short Jewish girls with tattoos. I didn't think she actually had some kind of genuine interest in me.

There was a panel all the girls at EXXXOTICA had to do once a day on stage. Before the panel all the girls gathered near the stage and basically bitched about how much we did not want to do the panel. I actually, kind of liked doing the panel but what I liked doing more than the panel was pretending to be a porn star and part of doing that requires complaining about things from time to time that really are not worth complaining about. So I did! And it was pretty awesome. Anyways, Sunny looked nervous before the panel and I asked her what was wrong. She expressed to me that every time she does any panel it seems as though fans want to hear about "crazy stories" and she said she just didn't have any. She basically said that most of her life she had only fucked her boyfriends, and um... well I don't know if you watch any girl on girl Vivid porn but its um... you know... not crazy. Nothing about partaking in that type of thing is at all a "crazy story." She said that her boyfriend once put an ice cube up her butt and that was about the most sexually adventurous thing she had ever done- and she giggled and turned red as she said it. How did a girl like this wind up in porn? I was so confused.... Jenna Haze stood near me (because we spend the entirety of our Miami convention experience next to each other) and after Sunny said this I was like "Jenna I don't get it! I thought we were all whores!" Both myself, and Jenna Haze were both sort of turned on and kind of baffled by her innocence. So at about 5am one morning Jenna and I rolled around her bed drunk. I don't remember what we were doing exactly. I was trying to decide if I should stumble back to my room or not, and then Sunny texted both me and Jenna and said "can I come up!" And of course we both texted back with "YES!!!"

She came to our room and said that she had talked to her boyfriend and the two of them decided that she should experience some kind of "crazy story" this weekend, and that this crazy story should include me and Jenna. Then she just stood there quietly and giggled. After a few awkward moments I was like, "OH, ok I get it.... cool... but first I have to pee- Jenna start like fucking her or something while I pee." So then I peed and me and Jenna tried everything we could in our power to make her cum. We both ate her pussy, we both finger fucker her and rubbed her clit and did all that stuff- I think at some point we were sort of trying to out-do each other. Like she would do something and then I would do it harder, and then she would try something else and then I would try something else. It was like a Sunny-a-thon. She moaned a lot but her moans were so god-damned pretty, I wasn't sure if she was really cumming or not? It was so confusing. After like 20 of these glamorous sounding moans she said "OK, thank you I'm tired" and then went back to her room. After she left the room Jenna and I tried to figure out if she had a good time or not and we didn't know. Then I stumbled back to my room and passed out. I kinda felt like we were hookers who were hired for her bachelor party. We were like, hired to make her feel like a whore for a little while. This might sound self deprecating but I really was very flattered. I am more than happy to bring out Sunny's bad side whenever she wants. The next day she told both me and Jenna how much fun she had. She swore that she really did have several orgasms. Me Sunny, Jenna, and Sunny's boyfriend all went out to dinner the next night and talked about the whole experience- a little too loudly at the restaurant, while drinking a bunch of wine. Sometimes I forget that eating pussy and finger-banging is not stuff that everyone talks about out-loud all the time. Needless to say, the restaurant was highly entertained. I hope everyone at the surrounding tables near us went home and had awesome sex with the visual image of everything we described at dinner.

Damn it Joanna! Next time I bang a super hot chick- I really need to get a photo of the two of us together. Like, I got photos of the pillows in my room- and I didn't get any photos of me and the super hot girl I banged. What the hell is wrong with me! Ahh! Well here is a photo of her by herself that I got off her website- it actually doesn't even do her justice. She is a lot hotter than this. Just take a look at this photo and have a good mental image of my pussy on her face and Jenna Haze's mouth on her pussy. OK? Or just imagine me like, next to her in front of a palm tree or something. I am sure sinead could photo-shop all this together... right? I swear! I am not lying about hooking up with her! It actually did happen!

xoxo Joanna Angel