Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Zui + JA
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04.12.09 04:54 PM

I think it is some law written in an alt porn bible somewhere that BurningAngel girls and Suicide girls are not supposed to make out. Which is a shame because- since there is like 12 thousand of them or something, that is a lot of vagina I am missing out on in life. But whatever.

Well, it appears as though I broke this law. I totally did it by accident.... and I think that should excuse me. I would really hate to go to alt-porn jail. That sounds like it would be a really awful place. The lighting is probably miserable there and I'm sure all the guards take themselves way to seriously.

One very drunken night- at our party at Beauty Bar in Las Vegas during the AEE expo I basically accosted Zui Suicide. I had no idea who she was, I just knew she was a really hot girl and she was at my party. I did not even know her name, and at the end of the night when she gave me her phone number I entered it in my phone as "hot girl- long black hair". The next day someone else told me her name, and also told me she was a contestant on some reality TV show where everyone competed to be Paris Hilton's best friend. She did not win- but she got pretty close! So that means she is still available to be someone elses best friend if anyone out there is interested.

The other night she texted me and asked me to send her the photos from this drunken night- which reminded me that these have been sitting on my camera for the past 4 months. So here they are. She is totally adorable.... I think I am going to join her fan and write her creepy letters.

I found the photos on my computer and realized, that there was a third person involved in our little make-out session... kind of. I feel bad. I have no idea who this other girl is but from the looks of the photos I think we dissed her although I am not so sure. If you are out there other girl- I am sorry.

anyways, here are the photos:

Um- I hope this was taken after we made out the first time. Either that, or that night I decided to do my lipstick like a 5 year old.

It appears as though she really needed a place to sit.

... and then a place to sleep.

Now here is where things look like they got a little weird.

I have no idea who she is!!

????

It appears as though I got very possessive over Zui at this point.

And then it looks like we went outside. Maybe the other girl went home? I don't know! I hope she found someone to go home with.

and then this happened-

It looks like she is half kissing me, and half about to puke.... which I think is incredibly romantic.

Anyways- perhaps at some point and time we could do something in a more sober, and more um "professional" setting. I hope. Blond girl- I am so sorry for dissing you. I hope you still had fun. At the very least, you got some solid second base action which totally counts for something.

 

xoxo

Joanna Angel



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04.13.09 08:04 AM  
Joanna is awesome! Trust me, that chick wasn't about to puke. I know what a chick on the verge of puking while making out looks like and that wasn't it. She was loving it:)
04.12.09 11:04 PM  
hahaha yeah it is great that jessie is in the background. if anyone can identify the blond girl- please let me know! =)
04.12.09 09:58 PM  
you two should do an actual set together when you are sober and can plan things out a bit. Zui is a cutie and well you are pretty darn hot yourself Joanna.
04.12.09 09:51 PM  
I also like jessie lee in the background on her phone ha. and I hope it's not against altporn rules to make out with other girls from other sites because these pictures are pretty amazing.
04.12.09 08:09 PM  
Dnothing, I love how jessie is jsut in the back on her phone ha. The party looked awesome I wish I could have been there ! :)
04.12.09 05:01 PM  
Haha... I like Jessie Lee in the background too! Situations like this just make me glad to be alive! I bet this was super hot in person, because they are super hot in pictures. Joanna your so awesome. Can I be your apprentice and you can teach me how to entice ladies?
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