I think it is some law written in an alt porn bible somewhere that BurningAngel girls and Suicide girls are not supposed to make out. Which is a shame because- since there is like 12 thousand of them or something, that is a lot of vagina I am missing out on in life. But whatever.

Well, it appears as though I broke this law. I totally did it by accident.... and I think that should excuse me. I would really hate to go to alt-porn jail. That sounds like it would be a really awful place. The lighting is probably miserable there and I'm sure all the guards take themselves way to seriously.

One very drunken night- at our party at Beauty Bar in Las Vegas during the AEE expo I basically accosted Zui Suicide. I had no idea who she was, I just knew she was a really hot girl and she was at my party. I did not even know her name, and at the end of the night when she gave me her phone number I entered it in my phone as "hot girl- long black hair". The next day someone else told me her name, and also told me she was a contestant on some reality TV show where everyone competed to be Paris Hilton's best friend. She did not win- but she got pretty close! So that means she is still available to be someone elses best friend if anyone out there is interested.

The other night she texted me and asked me to send her the photos from this drunken night- which reminded me that these have been sitting on my camera for the past 4 months. So here they are. She is totally adorable.... I think I am going to join her fan and write her creepy letters.

I found the photos on my computer and realized, that there was a third person involved in our little make-out session... kind of. I feel bad. I have no idea who this other girl is but from the looks of the photos I think we dissed her although I am not so sure. If you are out there other girl- I am sorry.

anyways, here are the photos:

Um- I hope this was taken after we made out the first time. Either that, or that night I decided to do my lipstick like a 5 year old.

It appears as though she really needed a place to sit.

... and then a place to sleep.

Now here is where things look like they got a little weird.

I have no idea who she is!!

????

It appears as though I got very possessive over Zui at this point.

And then it looks like we went outside. Maybe the other girl went home? I don't know! I hope she found someone to go home with.

and then this happened-

It looks like she is half kissing me, and half about to puke.... which I think is incredibly romantic.

Anyways- perhaps at some point and time we could do something in a more sober, and more um "professional" setting. I hope. Blond girl- I am so sorry for dissing you. I hope you still had fun. At the very least, you got some solid second base action which totally counts for something.

xoxo

Joanna Angel