JOANNA
 FILM STARLET
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  • Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5\'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that\'s my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I\'ll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don\'t feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: I haven\'t watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn\'t film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it\'s hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people\'s cigarettes but I don\'t think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

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un-straight edge and san francisco
03.16.09 12:53 AM


Well Hi. And yes, I waited like 12 days to blog again. Ug. If you are as frustrated with my blogging schedule as I am then please follow me on Twitter to keep up with all the excitement in my life on an hourly bassis.

Right now, a brand new BurningAngel girl is getting ready to shoot a scene. Her name is Megan, I can't even link to her name anywhere because that is how new she is! We are shooting her for a website that is also not even up yet so I can't link to it either. Very soon- BurningAngel will be mimicking all those other big porn companies, and we are going to have a whole bunch of websites for the price of one. I am super excited. Having one website is like, sooooo 2001. Having 20 is all the rage right now. Not that we will have 20? I think we will have 6? or 7? I don?t really know. We?ll see how many are actually ready by launch time. I hope it all works out. It?s kinda one of those things where if this whole network does well, we will be doing awesome.. but if it fails, well I might be knocking on your door and asking to sleep on your couch. I am very little so any sized couch really will do.

Ah. So anyways, last weekend I went to San Francisco for the Body Art Expo. I got some new tattoos, and sold some DVD?s and hung out with the lovely Nova and Sparky... AND my friend Mick who I haven?t seen in forever. Mick used to play in the band 18 Visions. Back when BurningAngel first started I was a bit of a Mick groupie. At that point in time just about every girl inthe hardcore scene wanted to have sex with at least one member of 18 Visions. Usually it came down to either Mick or James. or when Brandon was in the band it was either Mick or James or Brandon. I was always on team Mick. We had some fun times together. I am glad we stayed friends.When you can sleep with someone, and then stop sleeping with someone and then still be friends. It's pretty cool.

I was never straight edge. Back in the day I was vegan, I couldn't do the straight edge thing like ever. I listened to some straight edge music, and had straight edge friends. but I just couldn't do it. I really never wanted to. I never thought I was destined for a life of purity in any sense of the word. I was vegan, and I was really vehement about leftist politics I just protested, and ate beans and tofu and stuff with a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand.

18 Visions was a straight edge band, like most of the other bands in the hardcore scene at the time which made it hard for me to hit on Mick. It was out of the question to ask him to have a drink with me. Now I'm not saying I was ever one of those people that was uncomfortable to be themselves unless I was drunk, it's just that there isn't very much to do at a hardcore show other than watch bands and like, buy tee-shirts or something. neither of which are good ways to really inspire anything romantic to happen even if the desired romance is something you want to last for like an hour or something.

Whatever. Anyways, sometime in the past year Mick lost his edge and this weekend we got to sit and have a few drinks together and got to know each other better than we did when we like, took walks behind busses and banged. Lots of people seem to be really angry at him because he drinks now and it's pretty ridiculous. The thing I always hated most about a lot of straight edge people is how judgemental they are. It's not at all what Ian MacKaye wanted... the real one.... as in the one who was in Minor Threat. Not the other one who makes really awful, and pretentious pornos. Oops. Did I just say that out loud? Sorry.

I'm happy I was never straight edge, because it's nice to not have weird people with anger management issues threatening to kill me because I changed my beliefs over the span of 15 years.

Well anyways, sorry I didn't mean to go off on a tangent like that.

On a happier note, Sparky, Nova AND Mick and I had a great time in San Francisco. I had so much fun, I actually forgot to take a lot of photos. I got a tattoo that I think is like the best tattoo I have. I love it. It is on my back so I can't really see it so well.

Nova and Sparky are just hilarious and awesome. They really make me feel young again. Not like I am THAT old but they make me feel more like I am in my early 20s rather than my late 20s. or they just make me happy to be in my late 20's. Whatever it is, thank you girls for being so much fun. They did this strip tease on stage around 9pm on Saturday night and every tattoo artist stopped tattooing to see their boobs. It is no wonder Nova got the word "epic" tattooed underneath them, because? they truly are.

Here are the few amount of photos that I do have from the weekend.

Here is a hot girl who asked me to sign her crotch, or like near her crotch. I thought it was cool.

See- I told you. She's hot.

And then we did this which was pretty cool.

and here is me getting what I think is the best tattoo I have now.

And here is the tattoo in all of its awesomeness.

and I got another little tattoo on my arm by a nice fellow named Brandon. He insisted there was no other way the tattoo could get done other than like this.

Here is me and Sparky at a restaurant after a long day at the convention.

Here is me and BaBa from Vintage Tattoo. He has done a few tattoos on me and he is a filthy pervert, and he makes me feel like a bigger whore than I already am and I love it. He also happens to be an amazing tattoo artist. He masturbates to me on a regular basis so I sort of feel like we did it, but not really. Anyways, here we are, in a restaurant. He has given me a lot of amazing tattoos for a ridiculously cheap price and I thought this warranted some panties showing in our photo.

and that is all my ramblings.

xoxox

Joanna Angel.






Ahahaha don't even worry about it i'd probably tell someone the same thing! lol i just tell people im a porn star when they ask what tripple x means. I'm going to get it covered with a shark scene anyways..mmm..hammer heads...mm..head? haha uhh...

posted: 03.18.09 02:45 PM
I think we all have some tattoos of things we just don't care about anymore.... you could go get it lazered off for relatively cheap and then get another tattoo on top of it- or maybe you could get a tattoo of like, a shelf, or a ruler.... or something right above it, and just explain to people you are obsessed with edges that are straight.... hahahaha.... was that an awful joke? in my head it was awesome....

posted: 03.17.09 08:31 PM
Dude... you have NOOOO idea how jealous i am that you got to bang mick :( FUCK he's such a babe. You know what sucks though? getting straight edge tattoos then breaking edge...yeah thats balls. Happened to me once apon a time.

Stay brutal!

posted: 03.17.09 07:31 PM
well thank you thank you thank you.

uhhh yeah. and stuff.

posted: 03.17.09 04:00 AM
I always enjoy it when you blog. and the tattoo on your back is rad.

posted: 03.16.09 05:06 PM
haha i love you. i wish i was at the san fran con with you guys. can you bring me to the next con you bring nova and sparky to? :)

posted: 03.16.09 01:14 PM
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I joined the site right after the show. I would have stopped down if I knew girls from the site would have been there. Oh well, there is always the San Jose convention in October.

posted: 03.16.09 04:33 AM
Guh! You are so much fun to be around too. That's the perfect picture of us! You want to know why???

That delicious extra extra dirty martini with grey goose vodka (that is the only way I say martini now. Always w/ the extra extra dirty and always with the grey goose as a martini would not be a martini without these ingredients!) Anyways, that delicious cocktail is to the left of us just chillin'....Hahaha.

Let's have our martini date soon, yes?

You are so amazing! Oh Mick texted me and wants to do a scene with me, tee hee!

posted: 03.16.09 02:19 AM
"Not the other one who makes really awful, and pretentious pornos. Oops. Did I just say that out loud? Sorry."

Its ART Joanna... FUCKING ART..



You wouldn't know shit about ART b/c you do PORN.... Porn Whores don't know anything besides how to suck dick and take it in their ass/pussy. Oh.. you can do dishes too... and light html I see...


God that was some pretty good lulz btw. I commend you. ALMOST as good as what BST pulled on twitter with Stevie Hart... But it was certainly good.




posted: 03.16.09 02:15 AM