Well this past weekend was MUSINK. It was OK. It wasn?t nearly as busy this year as it was last year. Silly me- I thought that last year everyone was there to see me?. but it turns out that 99.9% of the people who were there last year were actually there to see Kat Von D- who was not there this year?. so I guess a lot of people stayed home. I actually got really depressed on Saturday. I just felt like no one there wanted to buy a porno- and lots and lots of people said ?why the hell would I buy a porno when I could just downlod one on the internet for free?. I wanted to run to the bathroom and cry. Yes, there is a lot of free porno on the internet but I am not so sure what to do about it. In order for me to keep making porno I need people to buy porno. Eventually there will be no more free porno on the internet because no one will be able to afford to make it anymore and it will suck.
BLAH well anyways, I would like to give a special thank you to the awesome people who did come to see me, and who did buy some porno and chose to not search the internet to get a free ride. It really means a lot.
OH- funny story. One kid wanted to buy a porno and I told him he was too young to buy porno but I could sell him an autographed 8 x 10 instead. I actually don?t know if that is totally legal but the photo was totally clothed?. I don?t know. Please do not report me! Anyways I wrote some message on it- it was like ?I want you to fuck my ass when you turn 18″ and it looked like it made him happy. I am pretty sure when he turns 18 he will want to fuck someone else in the ass but who knows.
Anyways a few hours later an older woman showed up and said ?excuse me could you please clean this up a little bit? and it was the ass fucking when you turn 18 8 x 10. I was like- ?Oh no, I?m sorry?. are you his mother?? Of course, she said yes. I told her I would give her the money back and I said I was really embarassed and I shouldn?t have sold it to him in the first place. She said ?no- he really likes you and this little message made him very happy. I am fine with it- I just want it cleaned up a bit.? So I changed it- it said ?Dear Ryan- You rock!!!! xoxox Joanna Angel?
I thought it was mildly entertaining. I guess we will have to postpone our ass-fucking date.
Anyways- BurningAngel girls Jessie Lee, Sparky, and Nova were all there. It was a great time. Nova and Sparky had very creative ways of paying for tattoos. I was very proud of them. I won?t tell you exactly what it entailed but you can take a guess. If you are fans of Nova or Sparky then I highly recommend you begin apprenticing for an artist ASAP.
Nova is at my house now and she is just splendid. This morning she made me pancakes. She got a tattoo right underneath her boob so now she cant wear a bra so she walks around with her awesome boobs flopping around all over the place and it is quite a treat.
Anyways- here are a few photos from Musink.
Here are Nova and Sparky after they paid for their tattoos.
here is me.
and here is me, kissing another photo of me.
For those of you that are into ?whale tale?
and here are the tattoos I got at the convention. The flower with the bomb is an older one but I got it touched up and made it better- and then on top I got a martini glass with two olives shaped like hearts and the martini is kinda putting out the fuse on the bomb. It was done by a very nice guy named Julius. I forgot the name of his shop?. but he was awesome. This tattoo hurt a lot. In fact it still hurts. Ouch.
This filled in the little spot on my arm that was uncovered. It is my very first Jew tattoo! See- it?s a hand, holding a rose, and the hand has a Jewish star ring. I hope all my nazi fans don?t get offended by this.
I was just kidding I don?t really think I have nazi fans.
ok. have a lovely evening?. =)
