I'm feature dancing in Pittsburgh and It's SNOWING. I haven't seen snow in a few years. It makes me want to curl up in a ball and lay in bed and watch movies- it doesn't exactly get me jazzed up to get naked and spin around on a pole but hey.... life could really be a lot worse.
NOVA came out to see me last night! She is just awesome and hot and hilarious. Unfortunately she did not bring me any presents made from things found in the garbedge but maybe she will tonight. An old BurningAngel girl named HEL also came out which was really really cool. OK- I don't mean like she is 40 years old or anything like that, I just mean she joined the site a long time ago- like 5 years ago or something, when the site was one big blue and orange disaster. She looked really hot and says she wants to take some new pictures- and I'm glad. For my first show last night- there were a zillion people by the stage and I was like wooohoo! Pittsburgh loves me! This rules! But then for the second show I did last night the only people by the stage were Nova and Brian Street Team. Pittsburgh had changed their minds about me in a matter of like, 2 hours. Maybe it's because I don't really care about the Steelers. I think everyone figured it out.
This whole feature dancing thing is pretty silly. The DJ at the club always does this big announcement thing before I walk on stage and I feel like I am supposed to go on stage and do something groundbreaking, but I really just roll around and do what just about every other stripper does except I am a bit more energetic and kinda dry hump the stage a lot. It has been interesting to see all the different types of strip clubs that exist in the world. Some are big, some are small, some have booze, some don't... some of them make you wear pasties on your nipples and constantly re-iterate how you and everyone else in the club will go to jail if you touch yourself or any of the customers.... and some of them encourage you to fuck yourself and all the customers on and off stage... but that's a different story.
Alright. Well I am off to do my 1pm show, in the snow. I am like 99.9% sure no one will be there but it's cool. At least it will be a good workout.
happy superbowl and shit...
xoxox
Dnothing!
