Joanna Angel

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Name: Joanna Angel
Sex: Female
Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
Height: 5'
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.

Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
Videogames: Guitar Hero
Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows

Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!

Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

Ed Stupid

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12.07.08 03:23 AM

today i went to the mall to help james find some new jeans.

i try to stay away from the mall unless I need like, one very specific thing. it's been a while since I really walked around any mall. I want to take this opportunity and express just how much i think Ed Hardy is like, the most vile awful dusgusting brand ever. I don't know what happened! They used to make some nice stuff. I mean- it SEEMS like something I would like. Like, I like tattooes, and I like rhinestones and i like skulls... I would think that in theory that I would really like a tee shirt covered in flash tattoo art and rhinestones and skulls.... but no.... somehow this Christain Audiger dude (I don't know if I spelled that right and that guy is not important enough for me to go and look it up in google) has managed to take three things I love, throw them together and spit out the most hideous concotcion of a tee shirt ever. And to make it worse- people a) buy these shirts and b) pay an insane amount of money for these shirts and because of a and b- every other company who is not Ed Hardy, is attempting to make clothing that looks identical to Ed Hardy- so basically, in a nutshell.... everything is extremely ugly right now. Thanks, Ed. Nice goin' dude.

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12.07.08 03:40 PM

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i'm so glad this blog was posted. ed hardy made me hate the human population even more. anyone who would spend $75 on an ugly ass baseball cap with a tiger and some rhinestones on it is completely ridiculous. and i've seen it happen when i used to work at this "hip" and "trendy" store at the mall. everything they had was either true religion, rockin republic, ed hardy or something else retardedly expensive. i feel your anger, joanna!! and with that being said, i also have to tell you that i miss you, baby!! xoxo.