JOANNA
FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5\'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that\'s my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I\'ll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don\'t feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven\'t watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn\'t film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it\'s hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people\'s cigarettes but I don\'t think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Ed Stupid
12.07.08 03:23 AM
today i went to the mall to help james find some new jeans.
i try to stay away from the mall unless I need like, one very specific thing. it's been a while since I really walked around any mall. I want to take this opportunity and express just how much i think Ed Hardy is like, the most vile awful dusgusting brand ever. I don't know what happened! They used to make some nice stuff. I mean- it SEEMS like something I would like. Like, I like tattooes, and I like rhinestones and i like skulls... I would think that in theory that I would really like a tee shirt covered in flash tattoo art and rhinestones and skulls.... but no.... somehow this Christain Audiger dude (I don't know if I spelled that right and that guy is not important enough for me to go and look it up in google) has managed to take three things I love, throw them together and spit out the most hideous concotcion of a tee shirt ever. And to make it worse- people a) buy these shirts and b) pay an insane amount of money for these shirts and because of a and b- every other company who is not Ed Hardy, is attempting to make clothing that looks identical to Ed Hardy- so basically, in a nutshell.... everything is extremely ugly right now. Thanks, Ed. Nice goin' dude.
| Living in LA, it's like every dude walking around has the same cookie-cutter look, and that Ed Hardy shit is all over it. I can't wait for a few years from now, when those same $75 baseball caps and $250 t-shirts are sitting in boxes at garage sales, or 10 years from now, when our kids are busting on their parents for the silly clothes they wore. posted: 12.16.08 09:54 AM | |
| I am so mad at allllllllllllllll of you. posted: 12.11.08 08:29 PM | |
| I had to Google Ed Hardy to know what you were talking about, but jeez that stuff is ugly. The website was full of tattoo'ed Christmas stockings and other themed stuff, and models who probably don't have tattoos. Bleh. And yeah, I know I don't have any tattoos but I'm not trying to pretend like I'm super into them by wearing that kinda stuff. posted: 12.11.08 06:18 PM | |
| dude this really makes me happy to know that you all feel the same way. i mean, what would i have done if i posted this blog and everyone wrote back being like "yo- i love ed hardy! what are you talking about!!" - that would have been awkward. i am so glad i am not selling porn to people who like those dumb shirts- and i am not making porn with people in it who like those dumb shirts!! that is a very good feeling. i may not drive a mercedes, but at least i can go to bed at night knowing that you all feel the same way I do about ugly overpriced shirts. posted: 12.10.08 08:15 PM | |
| when i go to the mall..i try to find obnoxious bright colors to wear...i dont know if this brand fits my style posted: 12.10.08 03:47 PM | |
| oh i know it makes me sick! its fucking soooo nasty its everything i hope the 2.99 and downtown store NEVER get! haha. posted: 12.10.08 06:08 AM | |
| all the old tattoo great's are rolling over in their graves right now posted: 12.08.08 11:58 PM | |
| Ed Hardy, Von Douche, it's all just very sad. Jerry Collins must be rolling over in his grave. posted: 12.08.08 04:45 PM | |
| I threw all of my ed hardy shit out except one hoodie that I refuse to wear I just spent 300 dollars on it and cant bring myself to throw it out. posted: 12.07.08 05:07 PM | |
| I completely second this, its disgusting not to mention its a rip of what Sailor Jerry comp. has been making... until Ed Hardy started bedazzling their clothes of course. posted: 12.07.08 04:54 PM | |
| i'm so glad this blog was posted. ed hardy made me hate the human population even more. anyone who would spend $75 on an ugly ass baseball cap with a tiger and some rhinestones on it is completely ridiculous. and i've seen it happen when i used to work at this "hip" and "trendy" store at the mall. everything they had was either true religion, rockin republic, ed hardy or something else retardedly expensive. i feel your anger, joanna!! and with that being said, i also have to tell you that i miss you, baby!! xoxo. posted: 12.07.08 03:40 PM | |
| Heyyyyyy I happen to Like Ed Hardy. I want some Ed hardy Uggs and sweat pants...and then I will do a BA video in them...good idea? posted: 12.07.08 11:36 AM |
