Jeeze it has been so long.

I don’t even know where to begin. I suppose I will start by showing you some photos from my feature dancing trip to Allentown. I had a good time- I definitely think I fit in better in Allentown PA than in Columbus OH. Although- the only thing that really sucked was that the club closed at midnight. They were also pretty strict about not being able to take photos on stage- so yeah… here are some photos of me in the dressing room. This is my slutty gangster ish punk rock outfit. It is “punk” because the jean vest has all sorts of pins and spikey things on it, and it also has an Anarchy patch on the back. It is “gangster” because as you can clearly see, my skirt is of the same pattern as a red bandanna…. the same color that that some gang wears. I didn’t want anyone who was part of a rival gang to like… not tip me on stage… so to offset my red skirt I wore a red bandanna around my hand. The red and green looked very Christmas like. My Birthday is in fact on Christmas. I guess that makes me part of a cool and exclusive Christmas gang. Right?

here is a blurry photo of me and my curling iron.

This photo was taken on the last day I was in Allentown where I was really running out of stripper outfits to wear.  So like, this is a piece of my punk/gangster outfit, and half of my naughty nurse costume from Halloween, and um… a studded belt. I think It’s awesome. I call this piece- the slutty punk rock gangster nurse thing. If you want to hire me to be your stylist, I am totally down.

and here is my rendition of the whole school girl motif. my nipple is sticking out. i thought you would like that.

and here i am again, not showing you my nipple.

anyways uh- the club didn’t let me take photos on stage while the club was open…. but they did let me take them after the club was closed. So just go look at the photos above, and pretend I am in one of those outfits on this stage and pole that you see below. If I was more talented I would do it with photo-shop.

Well those are all the photos I have from Allentown. Thank you Erv’s strip club for letting me get naked on your stage, and drunk in your dressing room. It was fun.

You know what I like best about these feature dancing trips? I like finding a place to eat in whatever random town I am in at 3 in the morning. This particular trip I ate my post-dancing meals at Dennys…. where I learned something very important- that Katy Perry has her own Sundae. I forget what it in it. I think it was like, strawberry ice-cream and some other shit. Seriously. That’s INSANE. She played the warped tour this summer! Man I feel old. When I was a little girl, the bands that were on the Warped tour did not have their own Sundae’s at Dennys. Well I don’t know. I still like that song… about kissing girls and liking it. Good for Katy. To be honest I don’t even like ice cream. If one day I am famous enough to have my own Sunday at Denny’s I am going to make it taste like an everything bagel.

Alright. I am really glad I broke my spree of no blogging.

bad joanna bad joanna bad.

xoxoxox