I really loved these panties. They fit so perfectly on me, and they have this cool fake reform school emblem on it. I got them at Trashy Lingerie, which is an awesome store- but it’s also a terribly expensive store. I walked in there and thought, man this is really slut heaven. I only started going there a few months ago, right before my first feature dancing gig.
I really liked their fake reform school girl outfits. I know, it was totally porno cheesy but I really liked them. I contemplating buying a whole school girl outfit but then I was like, I can’t have the same exact slutty school girl outfit as all the other porn girls. That would be soooo not um “alt”- right? I also do have an extensive collection of short plaid skirts…. so I was like, well I will just buy pieces of the outfit and mix and match it with some other stuff of mine.
So I just got a top top, and the panties. I didn’t bother with the skirt, and the garter thingy and the cuffs and the tie. Both the top and the panties had that fake emblem on it. You can’t be a school girl without a school emblem- RIGHT!
Anyways, when I was dancing in Columbus someone stole those panties right off the stage. It sucked. If you are out there like, chewing on my panties…. can you please get in touch with me and let me know! If you want a pair of my panties I will gladly send you several- but I NEED those panties. I am not nearly as wealthy as the other girls in this industry and have a very limited budget on how many Trashy panties I can get a year.
So I went back to Trashy about a week before Halloween to get my naughty nurse costume. I saw the panties there and contemplated re-buying them because I have tried to pair the top with other panties and it really just makes me feel very off. The girl who works there saw me staring at the panties despondently and asked if I needed anything, and then I told her how I had these panties and someone stole them off the stage in Columbus. She was very sympathetic over my situation and told me I could have another pair at no cost. That was very sweet!
Anyways, when James and I were doing our Zombie Dry Hump performance…. in the heat of passion he ripped the panties off and threw them in the audience. That happened shortly after this photo was taken. Grr. After the performance the audience was covered in blood and the party resumed to a dance party and there was just no use in trying to search through the audience for the panties.
I am not sure if I should get the panties again. I have a feeling if I explain this story to Trashy they won’t believe me. They will start to think of me as some kind of panty scammer or something. I guess those panties are meant for the people, not for me. Maybe I should give away all my expensive panties to my fans? Is this some kind of sign?
I thought I should share this oh so tragic story with you.
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