Yeah- Halloween has already been going on for a week in my world. I’m sure for some of you it has too.
I told you previously how I would be dressing up as Joanna Montannah for the Slumber Party Slaughterhouse screening- well- I did! I was a dead Joanna Montannah. Every lame Halloween costume is awesome when it is either a) slutty or b) dead. So in this case I was kind of slutty and very dead.
i made my costume slutty by quite simply, putting slits in the dress around my boobs. it is a nice simple way to slut up any costume.
i can’t think of anything ironic or witty to say about the “no alcohol at this point” sign behind me. i am sure you can think of something. however at this point and time, i am just dead/slutty joanna montannah in front of a no alcohol at this point sign.
and that is me, my friend Varla Vex, Brian Street Team, Sparky, and Sparky’s sister. Yeah- Sparky has a twin sister who looks nothing like her. Apparently they sometimes bang dudes together, but not like REALLY together. You know what I mean. Like, they take turns banging people or they bang people in the same room but they don’t bang each other. Sometimes these “people” just happened to be named Brian Street Team. OOOOps did I just say that out loud? I find the whole thing oddly arousing. Like I want Sparky and her sister to take turns banging BST in a room next to me and I can just run in and take a quick peek every once in a while. Is that weird?
Well anyways, here is me and Princess Frank of the band Masterslave- he is the composer of Rock and Roll in your Butthole- the song- and he is the dude singing in it for that half of the song where you hear a dude sing and not me. He dressed up as “Princess Frankenstein”. I thought it was pretty cute. Anyways, here is me killing him with my $3 plastic microphone.
and here is me, Katie Nisa, and Melissa Bacelar. Katie played the devil in Slumber Party Slaughterhouse and Melissa played the angel. Melissa kinda looks like she is straight out of Baywatch. It’s pretty awesome. And she wore that cop outfit so well- like usually when you buy those costumes in a bag you take it home and try it on it’s all baggy and looks nothing like the girl in the picture- she kinda looked like she was the girl in the picture.
and here is me and Allister. awww. Arent we just so cute? She was also in the movie. The movie is FILLED with BurnningAngel people. It is kinda like BA’s unofficial official horror movie. Anyways, Allister dressed up as Amy Weinhouse, or Amy Crackhouse or whatever. Poor Amy, she is just too darn easy to make fun of.
Anyways, it was a good time. Everyone really did love my scene in the movie- I was really happy to be part of it. I know it’s just a little cheesy horror movie but I really did put some effort into writing the script and making it all happen. This is gonna sound so cheesy but- I really love making people laugh. Like, when my scene played on the screen and everyone just laughed hysterically (you know- with me- not at me)- I wanted to cry! I really felt like I succeeded.
As you may or may not know- the movie is not a porno, it’s just a horror movie- but there are plenty of boobs in it, but no penetration. I dunno. If you like boobs and gore and some good laughs, then please get the movie! But you know, if you just want to watch me be a whore and stuff then go buy like, xoxo Joanna Angel or something. It’s cool. Or you can always get both- and be down with the whore and the gore. Yeah. That rhymed and shit.
xoxox
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