So I am in New York now. I know what you’re thinking- you’re all like WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING THIS BLOG ENTRY OHIO WHEN YOU’RE IN NEW YORK well… yeah… as you know, I was in Ohio two weeks ago and I never really gave it a good blogging. There have actually been a few events in my life which have occurred in the past week or so that I haven’t blogged about. Anyways, I am going to take the next hour of my life and catch up before some other nonsense happens and I get even more behind. See, now that I have this new fancy schmancy real blog I really need to be more responsible. Like Baby Sinead- she truly is my blogging hero.
Well anyways, here are a bunch of photos from my Ohio feature dancing trip. It was not nearly as exciting as my Sacramento feature dancing trip. Parts of the trip were kinda sad. I feel bad for just about everyone who lives in Ohio. It’s a sad place. I am sorry- I don’t mean to offend any of you who have some kinda super Ohio pride but, the state is pretty whack. I mean, I will tell you one thing. It’s not a great place for a Jewish chick with pink hair and tattoos.
Well here is the ever so elusive business partner of mine- Mitch Fontaine. He was my “roadie” for the weekend. Being my roadie is a very tough job. One of the many responsibilities you have to fulfill is making naked photos of myself into a bra… and he accomplished this duty thuroughly.
blah. yeah. well the good thing about not having all that many fans in ohio is that i had a lot of time to sit in the dressing room and get drunk.
and here is one of those ioctures of me taking a picture. some pepole like these. It’s kinda dark and out of focus, which is apparently another term for “artsy” these days. so yeah- check out my artsy photo!
and this is a photo of my artistic ass. sometimes i fear that you all might be a little bored of looking at photos of my ass, but i really do love taking ass pictures of myself. most of the time i am posing for pictures with just my front side I am terribly uncomfortable.
Ah ok here we go. So one afternoon I was brought to this country radio station to do a radio interview. It was pretty hilarious. Me- yes me- I was on a country western radio station in Ohio. I don’t know who exactly thought that would be a good idea but- yeah- it was part of my schedule for the weekend.
and here is what the DJ in the cowbot hat referred to as “downtown Columbus”. If you look closely, you can see all 9 people in the city walking around.
so yeah- here I am! Everyone was pretty nice. I have gone on a bunch of radio shows, as you probably know. I always get excited when I get to go on a radio show where people can call in and I can talk to them- but most of the time, I don’t have much time to talk to the person. Most radio stations give you like 5 seconds to answer whatever it is that the person asks you. However, on THE HAWK I had like, I don’t know… 10 minutes or something. The amount of time I had actually almost made things awkward. I completely ran out of things to say. Anyways, a few “vote Obama” ads played during a commercial break, and a few callers called in to complain about it. They said stuff like “What in tarnation is this- some kind of Obama radio station? I don’t want to listen to no terrorist radio station.” So I had to explain to them that this was in fact not an Obama radio station, Obama had just payed for an advertisemnt there. I tried to tell one of the callers that he actually really wasn’t a terrorist but yeah- I don’t know how far I got.
this here is a Faith Hill cardboard cut-out. I had to take a picture with it because I wasn’t so sure when the next time I would be around a Faith Hill cardboard cutout would be.
uhhh- here is another one of those artsy photos. you should print it out and hang it up next to the other artsy photo and make it like, a series.
AND HERE are DNothing and Madison Angel. They were kind enough to escort mitch and I to one of Ohio’s FINEST restaurants- Steak and Shake. Madison appropriately ordered both a steak and a shake, which I thought was quite admirable. The place was pretty packed at 3 am, and just about everyone from the strip club was there. I guess the only thing open at 2am in Ohio is a strip club, and the only thing open at 3 am in Ohio is Steak and Shake. Blaaaaaah yeah. Isn’t it kinda funny how they both wore lime green? I wonder if they planned it out.
Madison has such a cute smile… doesn’t she? She looks so wholesome and happy. She looks more like someone who would deliver fresh milk to you in the morning- than someone who forces guys to show her their cocks on webcam every day. Oh yeah. Those of you guys out there who have not showed Madison your penis- don’t worry- she WILL get to you. You can’t hide forever!
I guess that was the ONLY picture I took of Madison and D Nothing. Jeeze. I thought I remembered taking more?
Yeah uhhh- most of my stripper outfits are kinda slutty and trashy- this is my classy outfit. Bellavendetta made it. It’s all fancy and shit. I feel awkward dancing in it. I am not sure what I am supposed to do. I try to pull off sultry moves and wave the gown around kinda but… I dunno… I think I just look awkward. Maybe one day I will get it down. Anyways, to compensate for wearing a super classy outfit- I thought I should drink a very un-classy drink. It kinda balanced the whole thing out.
anyways- that was it. I hope you liked the pictures and what not.
xoxox
joanna angel
