Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
some photos from the xoxo release party
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10.22.08 01:13 PM

Yeah I am waaaaaay behind on blog entries so I will make up for this right now.

Here are a bunch of photos from the xoxo release party at Les Deux. The cool thing about Les Deux is that the people on the Hills hang out there. Ultimately my only goal in life is to emulate the girls on the Hills. In fact, I am thinking about quitting porn and working in the fashion industry, because the fashion industry is really really awesome.

(I hope you know I am being sarcastic)

Anyways here are some photos from the night:

me and brian street team

me and brian street team

here is cadence taking a picture of me taking a picture

here is cadence taking a picture of me taking a picture

as i got drunker throughout the night- the photos got blurrier.

as i got drunk the photos got blurrier

I guess you are probably wondering who this is. well, she is the hostess at a restaurant Me and James go to all the time. I am determined to do dirty things to her one day. But before I do that, I should probably try to remember her name. I don’t remember her name!! Is it Rachel? No wait. I think it is Andrea. Maybe. She totally looks like an Andrea right? Well anyways, Andrea… if you’re out there reading this- I am totally taking advantage of you one day! This drunk kiss was just the beginning!

I think we look pretty damn cute.

BurningAngel girls from now on are only allowed to have either black or pink hair.

it was totally the kind of night where these sort of things happened:

and here I am showing off the dirty back of the box cover for xoxo Joanna Angel. If you look realy closely at this photo- you can see some dirty pictures- but it will be a challenge. You might have to print this blog out and get a microscope… but nonetheless- the dirty photos are there.

yeeeeeah. well anyways, that is my photo gallery from the party. There are some better party photos on Fleshbot here .

Yeah.

xoxo

Joanna Angel



Comments (7)
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10.25.08 06:34 AM  
next time I will join you guys in the drunken trenches when I don't have classes. Calihad an awesome drunken time and goes to a better scchool than me, she wins at life! If it was that fun dead sober then another partys gotta go down asap.
10.24.08 01:13 AM  
That sounds like an interesting swap. Not only would I like to see Azrael have sex (in person if at all possible), but I'd bet Joanna could come up with some hot looks. But I don't think you should stuff your bra Azrael, as a porn star, you'd eventually take off your top, and then what would you do? That's false advertising pretty lady.
10.23.08 07:18 PM  
hahaha ok yeah i think thats a good idea. i have always had a passion for the ugly clothing they wear on the runway! =)
10.23.08 06:02 PM  
dont worry we can switch jobs! you can be a lingerie designer and ill be a sweet porn star. we are the same size no one will notice. ill just draw some more tattoos on me and stuff my bra it will be faaabulous
10.23.08 10:32 AM  
i wanna party....next year you'll all be in trouble :)
10.23.08 12:16 AM  
Man, it sure looks like you know how to throw a party Joanna. Damn the things in life preventing me from attending one of these things.
10.22.08 02:53 PM  
CANT WAIT TO GET THERE AND PLAY DRESS UP IN MYSTERY'S CLOSET!!!! He is going to LOVE US!!
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