Joanna Angel

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Name: Joanna Angel
Sex: Female
Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
Height: 5'
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.

Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
Videogames: Guitar Hero
Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows

Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!

Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

Halloween Costume!

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10.21.08 08:32 PM

Alright well, my blog is now a "real blog" - but it will still be posted here. Is that complicated? Well my url is xoxojoannaangel.com. For those of you who have real blogs- please link to my blog on the side of your blog and I in turn will link to your blog on the side of mine. It will be awesome. And for all you jerks out there who are not members of this website- I guess you can comment on my blog on xoxojoannaangel.com but I don't really want you to. But yeah. I will still be posting all the blog entries on here too so you don't have to go and check out xoxojoannaangel.com, but you can if you want. Does that make sense?

Anyways, I just ordered my Halloween costume online. Here it is!

Joanna Montana!

Well, it only came in kids sizes so i got a kids size- and you know what THAT means- it means i will have to cut the costume up and make it all slutty. Because we all know that Hannah Montana will totally be a big slut one day. I got the microphone and the blond wig and everything…. yeah. I am totally excited.

I will be wearing this to the Slumber Party Slaughterhouse premiere on Thursday night. Everyone in LA- please come! I had to pay like twice as much as the costume cost to get it shipped here on time for the party- it would be a damn shame if no one got to see it.

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