FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5\'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that\'s my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I\'ll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don\'t feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven\'t watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn\'t film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it\'s hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people\'s cigarettes but I don\'t think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
I don't know why my flight route was from Columbus, Ohio to Huston, Texas, then to Los Angeles. I'm no geographical expert but isn't that really inefficient? Isn't that kinda like going from New Jersey to Long Island when you're trying to get to Brooklyn?
But yeah. Regardless, this is the flight path the airline gods have given me and I must make the best of it. Which was extremely hard to do, being that Mr.Bush so kindly charges $8 to use WIFI here. I am not just making fun of the airport- I am not trying to say this is some kinda cowboy right wing airport... this airport is legitimately named in honor of George Bush. Does he really own this airport? You think he's here somewhere? Maybe he's hiding at "Chili's to Go" or something like that. I dunno.
Anyways, I tried really hard to say "Fuck you George Bush I ain't paying $8 to use the god damned internet here" but I am on a two hour lay-over and uh... I really needed to blog! So, as a good fuck you, I paid the stupid $8, and went into my FTP and checked the newest trailer for the next video that will go up. I needed to approve it anyways. I mean, I could have done it later tonight when I got home but I thought it would be a lot more fun to watch a porn trailer on George Bush's internet in George Bush's airport. Psssst in case you want some insider information on what the next video is- it is Chapel and Dane. It is an awesome video because Chapel is one of the prettiest women in the world. Seriously. Even the entire population of Antarctica thinks so.
Anyways. ahhhh my flight is about to board.
Columbus was interesting...I was stuck dancing at a strip club that didn't allow you to show nipples. I had to wear pasties... which in fact didn't really make the club a strip club, it really made it more of a club. I think we can also thank George Bush for that. I don't know what he has against nipples.
Madison and DNothing came and hung out- which was so much fun. I was so thankful to see them that I gave DNothing a lap-dance WITH nipples and even a hint of vagina in the dressing room.
I dunno. Some people seemed really scared of me at the strip club. At one point on Saturday, I walked on the stage and a whole bunch of people walked away.I think I scared them away. Blah. I don't know.
My flight is about to board....
To be continued!
xxoxo
joanna
| Well, I know that while I was SOOOOO excited to see you there, I have to say that the entire time I was there, my friend and I talked about how stripclubs suck anymore because strippers dont strip. It was UBER lame. The only reason I went there was to see you, and that I did. In fact, I got to meet you within the first 60 seconds of being there. I got up on stage with you and you put you high heel in my mouth, wrote on my chest, and shoved your pussy in my face. Overall, a good night. For the record , I went to another stripclub in like June and I totally saw nipples there. And Snatch! It was a total let down that while I waited (what seemed like an eternity) to see you strip I did not see ONE legit naked chick. Either way, Come back soon. We miss you already! posted: 10.20.08 11:06 PM | |
| The reason you are in Houston is because it is a hub for Continental and other airlines. So when you fly to someplace like ohio or minesota, no matter where you are coming from they have you stop there. It's a pain in the ass and usually just adds time to a trip. I hate it... posted: 10.20.08 12:05 PM | |
| It seems like such a crime to cover up Joanna's nipples. For once I'm not upset about missing something, imagine traveling across half the country only to be cheated out of such an experience. Oh well, I'll just have to wait to see your tits live and in person once you feature here in So Cal. posted: 10.20.08 10:48 AM | |
| yeah- mitch said it perfectly at the end of the weekend when he yelled "I can't believe I've been at a strip club for 4 days straight and I have yet to see a pair of tits!" posted: 10.20.08 04:51 AM | |
| WHAT? Nipples are the best part!!! posted: 10.20.08 01:08 AM | |
| hahahahha. those people were all sorts of awkward!! I miss you I need to be in L.A. now!! posted: 10.19.08 10:55 PM |
