Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Boring in a good way....
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08.20.08 05:02 PM

my life has gone back to being relatively boring. not like, totally boring but kind of boring, and i think that's a good thing. I needed a break from my non stop nuttyness.

I must say, I really love being in a band with one song. I think it is quite possibly the most obnoxious thing ever. So yeah my uh ... "band" played on saturday night at the tonga hut for Casey Cupcakes birthday party. Casey is a friend of mine who works at Xbiz, and has really nice boobs. They are like, huge. And she always has her hair in a perfect pompadour. I don't know how she pulls that look off so well on her own... I try, but I just can't do it. Not unless hot melissa is doing my makeup. 

But anyways, yeah- all Casey really wanted for her birthday was for my poor excuse for a band to play our one song live. You know, we're not even a full band! Princess Frank played all the instruments when we recorded it.... so when we played live, he kinda played a drum and his guitar at the same time. I don't really know how he did that but he did. 

I don't think I have an awful voice but I feel like it sounds terrible when I am signing live because I can't hear myself at all. I need to learn how to get over that. Attention- real musicians out there- what do you do? Or do you just get used to it after a while.... is there like, something I need to do? or buy? I mean if I only have one song I should probably know how to play the shit out of it right?

Yeah.

Well, Cadence, Envy, Eden, and Brian Street Team were all at the show- and that was awesome. Thank you girls for coming to watch me play my one song! Nailhead was also in the house- but he got very drunk very early and passed out in the bathroom so I didn't get to hang out with him for that long. It was too bad. I always enjoy seeing nailhead! I also really like referring to a person as "nailhead". Cadence just moved into a new house that has an old school movie theatre in the basement and we went there and watched Heathers at like 5am or something. I am old, but not like, old enough to have watched Heathers in the theatre.... so that was pretty cool. James had his first day off in like 6 years on sunday so he wanted to get drunk on saturday- therefore I was stuck being the designated driver. I had like, one drink and a half all night long.... but I was in good company- and also, very attractive company, so it was all good.

At like 7am James and I drove home. We stopped at a Del Taco and he ordered like 5 tacos and i ordered 2. James ate all his tacos in the car before we got back to our house. As soon as we got home he passed out. I sat in bed and ate a taco while he slept and then I was like, dude, this is pretty weird.... so I didn't finish the taco and then I fell asleep. I contemplated eating the taco for breakfast when I woke up the next afternoon but then I decided against it and James and I went to Denny's instead. Yeah. That's LA for you! Lots of driving, lots of fast food, and um... movie theatres in people's houses.

Oh- the Buckcherry video I was in came out. Me, and BellaVendetta, Dusty, Nicole, and Jessie Lee are all in it- sort of. I guess Buckcherry wanted to make like a version of his video with boobies in it- and I don't really know why. Personally, I think the concept makes no sense. It looks like the boobies are there by mistake, it doesn't look like they are meant to be there. It's like- come on dude! Make a titty video or not- If I made the music video for this song I would have done a much better job.

In any case, If you like Buckcherry, you will love this song because it sounds just like all his other ones.

you can find it here, on Playboy.com.

Yeah!

xoxox



Comments (2)
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08.26.08 02:43 AM  
boring in anyway is sometimes good for you
08.24.08 04:44 PM  
being in a band with one song is so fucking scene like.. joanna you get total cred for that!!
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