Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Slumber Party Slaughterhouse
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08.12.08 08:27 PM

OK so I breifly talked about Slumber Party Slaughterhouse in my last blog entry- here I will elaborate on it a bit more.

Basically-the "plot"of the whole movie is something along the lines of there being a frat party- where they all invite hookers. Some dude in the frat (i think) didn't get invited to the hooker extravaganza and he was pissed- so he put a curse on the party and therefore each person goes into the room with the hooker and dies. Each director that was invited to direct a scene was allowed to put their own spin on it. 


 

So me- well, I kinda made my character a possessed sort of dead Hannah Montannah kind of hooker who randomly gets possessed and starts singing "rock and roll in my butthole" - with a very large deadly strap-on to perform the rocking and rolling with. Eventually- she (meaning ME) kills the frat by attemtping to rock and roll in his butthole and him squirimging away and the strap on goes through his stomach. A little more happens after that but I don't know if I should tell you what happens- I would really hate to spoil the ending! 


anyways it comes out this October- and it won't be at a porn store near you- because- ITS NOT A PORN. 


Don't get me wrong- I love porn. I am not going Jenna Jameson on your asses where I will be like "oh I have found bigger and better things in life than porn- like being a zombie and stripping on camera! That's a lot classier than fucking on camera!" So yeah. Please don't think I am turning into one of those porno trying to go mainstream people.... but I am proud of myself for writing a script that involved two people dying, and not fucking. This whole experience made me feel very well rounded and shit.

Oh yeah, BTW Jessie Lee came and hung out on set- and due to the lack of sex going on she got bored and fell asleep.

 


here is a cool photo someone took who was watching the moniter.


Don't I look tough? GRRRRRRR!

 

Yeah- so if you want to hire me for an hour of fun at your frat party- here is what you're gonna get.

 


 

=)

 

xoxoxox



Comments (5)
 1 
08.14.08 09:31 PM  
Hahahahaha. I'm going to use the photos of you holding the massive cock above my head, for my myspace page. I love you! <3
08.13.08 08:48 PM  
haha this is amazing!! really hard to read but amazing lol.. you and masuimi max.... yeeessssss xx
08.13.08 08:14 PM  
I WANT TO SEEE IT!!!! it looks amazing!
08.13.08 07:40 PM  
Ooooo! This sounds and looks... AMAZING!!! I wanna have a slumber party!
08.13.08 07:25 PM  
wait, why is no one commenting. are you guys bored of me? im going to cry now! DONT YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT ME BEING DEAD!!!
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