Alright- I have been back from camping for a little less than a week.
It's been a busy week, as usual. I went straight from the mountains to
Philly to host the Hot Movies party and do a little "Strip for
Pain" action. I am lazy and I don't feel like uploading photos from the
event- but you can find a few of them here.
Strip for Pain is a funny game show the BurningAngel girls play with
Doug. I am sure most of you know this by now. Doug calls it "America's
most Dangerous Game Show." Basically, guys get beat up while girls
strip. The more pain they take the more clothing girls take off. It's
really quite simple.
Doug and I have been doing Strip for Pain for quite some time now. I
think over the years, I have gotten better at it or at least that's
what people tell me. It's strange because I really don't like
inflicting pain upon men... it's nothing I get off on in any sort of
way. Just like every female, I do have pent up anger towards men inside
me, but beating them up doesn't really like.... do anything about it
for me. I just think it's funny. I am also one big attention whore and
I get off on the fact that when I kick the guy in the balls really hard
the crowd always goes crazy so it makes me want to kick them harder. So
what I am trying to say is that any pain I inflict on anyone else- is
your fault- not mine! You encourage me too much!
here's a little photo of my amazing ass kicking skills.
THEN the next day I got to direct my very first NON PORNO scene. It was
awesome. I am super excited for it to come out. Halo-8 distribution is
putting out a movie this October called "Slumber Party Slaughterhouse."
It's some kind of DVD game where you have to answer horror movie trivia
to get to the next scene. In any case... the owner of Halo-8 asked a
bunch of different directors to direct a scene in the movie- one of
them was me =). I did my whole uh... Sylvester Stallone thing again
where I directed and starred in it. I couldn't have done it without
Doug. If you want to do the Sylvester Stallone thing, you really need a
Doug in your life to handle your shit or else it could potentially be a
disaster.
But let me back up for a second here. I thought you guys would enjoy
photos of me camping. It was by far the most un-JoannaAngel like thing
I've done all year. Maybe I should have a new stage name for when I go
up to the mountains and do scenes with mountain folk.
Now- I know you have seen us banging... eachother and other people- but have you seen us FISHING! Seriously. We are one hot fishing couple now aren't we.
and here I am at a national monument in the Sierra's that I think strongly resembles McDonalds French Fries.
and here I am again next to a big log. I was just about to make some phallic refrence to them, but then I decided that was wrong. Shame on me for even thinking of dirty things in the Mountains!
and this is not a postcard... it is real. you should look at it when you feel stressed.... it will help you find your CHI- no silly, not the the hair straighterer- but your inner peace!
and here is me catching a fish! i know it's really un-vegan to catch fish. I am sorry. I am not Vegan but I was at a time in my life and if the vegan Joanna met the fish catching Joanna she would have kicked her ass. I did put the fish back. I felt like that was more vegan than eating the fish. So now that fish is still alive swimming around somewhere with a little cut on its neck. Hopefully it healed up by now. I think it will be fine... right?
I also don't really know why the way I put my hair up that day made me look like I had a bald spot on my head. It just happens sometimes... I can't help it. Some girls look so hot when they throw their hair up- like they just throw it in a ball and stick some clip in it and it is that perfect messy sex hair look. Me- I think I just look like a 13 year old boy, and this day I looked like a 13 year old boy with a bald spot... but whatever. I was in serious need of touching up my hair color... and I just did that yesterday.
anyways, that was my vacation.
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