JOANNA
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  • Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

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mac and cheese
07.07.08 02:10 AM


on the carton of mac and cheese it says there are 3 servings in the box, and one serving is approximately one cup. I don't get it. Every time I open a box of mac and cheese i have to eat the whole thing. Who eats one cup of mac and cheese at a time! That is pure insanity....if you eat one cup, and there is more left in the pot... well... you're going to eat the whole thing! Aren't you? Am I alone in this? Am I just a big pig? Because I really tried to eat the appropriate serving size of mac and cheese tonight and it didn't work. I failed miserably. I tried to save some forJames for when he gets home from work but there is nothing left. I ate the whole box.

Jessie Lee is the one who re-introduced me to Mac and Cheese. When she came out to LA in December, she kind of reminded me that it existed. It was one of those foods that I just forgot about. The only things I really remember going into Jessie's mouth for the 8 days she was in LA was either penis, mac and cheese, or cigarettes. It was truly amazing.

I miss you Jessie!

So, I had an incredibly boring and lovely and relaxing fourth of July weekend. On July 3rd in the evening James and I went to this little wine bar in Pasedena- we love it there. I usually drink a lot when I go there but I was like, not inthe mood this weekend. I drank about two glasses of wine and then got tired and went home to go to bed. On the 4th, I answered a whole bunch of emails I havne't answered in the past 6 months, I called my mom and talked to her on the phone for a bit... I took a nap, and I watched James edit "Rock and Roll in my Butthole." Well I didn't just watch... I uh... "supervised?" you know, I said "put this here, put that there, take that out, put that in" etc. Mick Blue came over around 7pm and forced us to get out of the house. Me, Mick Blue and James all went to see Hancock- it was alright. The ending was stupid I thought... but up till the ending it was actually OK. When we walked out of the movies, there were fireworks in the parking lot of the movie theatre.... So I stood in between Mick and James and we all watched them. It is somewhat romantic to watch fireworks with your boyfriend, and another guy you've had sex with on camera a bunch of times who is good friends with your boyfriend. I came to the daunting conclusion that fireworks are actually quite boring when you are not drunk.

Yesterday, I was home most of the day and then I went to Whole Foods in the early evening and made myself a salad at their salad bar. It turns out I have a fan who works at the whole foods down the street from me, who was kind enough to offer a discount on my salad. That was pretty awesome. If you are reading this- THANK YOU. Those salads are expensive. That discount really helped. It really did make me happy. I have to admit- I sometimes get embarassed when people notice me out in public without makeup on and stuff but I would have to assume someone who works at WholeFoods for a living doesnt care about that stuff. Right?

Then at night... Cadence and Nailhead (I can't believe his name really is Nailhead) came over for dinner... well they came over and COOKED me dinner. It was pretty cool. I must say. Nailhead is a good chef. I know you wouldn't think much of someone named Nailhead's cooking but... really... it was awesome. Then I drank some more wine and passed out on the couch around like, midnight. Yeah, I know. I'm SO LAME.

Today I did some laundry and sat on the computer talking to Taryn most of the day and I just made some mac and cheese and then I wrote this blog entry. I don't even know why I told you all this.

This week is the Xbiz confrence in Vegas... I need to get some new bikinis before I go there. I am sure I will be a lot more exciting in Vegas than I was this weekend here but... I dunno. It was actually pretty nice to lounge around and do nothing. Fuck. I think I forgot to shower today. Did I even shower yesterday? Maybe I should go do that now...

ANYWAYS

Don't forget about Rock and Roll in my Butthole- THE SONG. Go back and read my old blog entery about it if you haven't read it yet.

ok?

listen to it here:

 


 

 






..it was vegan right? ;)

posted: 07.22.08 06:14 PM
The Whole Foods in pasadena is so amazing....and large that it made me reevalute my life...whether i was really trying hard enough and i need that in a grocery store.

posted: 07.13.08 05:01 PM
dood u tottally gotta put bacon in your mac n cheese makes it like 40xs better!

posted: 07.13.08 10:46 AM
remember how we made 2 boxes, and ate both of them. along with donuts? we ate so healthy haha. and the fact that we used water instead of milk. it seriously tasted the same. i miss you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

posted: 07.13.08 02:10 AM
its all about mac and cheese spirals... GOD I LOVE THEM...

posted: 07.08.08 05:59 PM
1. mac n cheese is the end all be all of snack food 2. come to south jersey an ill cook you all the mac an cheese you can eat 3. my girlie just told me she'd love to fuck you in a kiddie pool of mac n cheese tonight is a good night an im still singing rock n roll in my butthole

posted: 07.08.08 04:04 AM
mac n cheese fucking rules..but i once ate a vagina that tasted like mac and cheese.....yeaaa....no bueno

posted: 07.07.08 11:35 PM
dude, the mac and cheese i ate WAS FROM TRADER JOES so that makes it ok to eat 3 servings right? I mean, it was organic.... organic things are good for you... even if they are made of powder... right? xoxox

posted: 07.07.08 11:34 PM
I always eat the whole fucking thing...ehhh...

posted: 07.07.08 09:46 PM
I love mac and cheese! trader joes has good mac and cheese, also Amy's frozen food. NOM NOM NOM I have a question for the assk joanna thing.. Its serious so when you read it don't laugh at me!

posted: 07.07.08 08:12 PM
stop flirting, I'm at work.

posted: 07.07.08 07:19 PM
thats because you have to watch your girlish figure, mitch.

posted: 07.07.08 07:10 PM
I only eat 1 cup. I put the rest in a zip lock

posted: 07.07.08 06:35 PM
p.s. your whole foods fan messaged you on myspace! it was so cute!

posted: 07.07.08 01:18 PM
Thanks you so much for talking to me so much yesterday. I love you :) Mac and cheese is awesome. You can buy that powdered orange cheese in a tiny little shaker here... I always add it to my mac to make it extra cheeeese. So good.

posted: 07.07.08 12:34 PM