I um... wrote a song?
OK so you guys already know about Rock N Roll in my Butthole- I told you- it's the title of my next movie.
So anyways, last week I called my friend princessFrank- he's a musician
I know in LA who plays in the band Masterslave. I told him I really
wanted him to make a song called "rock and roll in my butthole" for the
intro credits of my movie. Doug Sakmann also made one, and so did Brian
Street-team! I wanted a few different versions of the song. Frank was
like, well, we should really write the song together... and I was
like... hmmm ok!
So I wrote the lyrics- it was actually a lot of fun. You know that song
from the 80's.... that goes "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail
bar"... I forget who sings it... but you know how the girl sings and
the guy sings and they are kinda talking to each other and about each
other- well I wrote it like that. I really tried to turn it into a love
song about two people who really want to have butt-sex with one
another.
Anyways, a few days later we actually went to the studio and recorded
it. It was so much fun! I have a new respect for people in bands now. I
mean, recording a song is a lot of work.... you get really emotionally
attached to your song when you're in there recording it... I can
imagine how shitty it must feel to do that and then have someone rip it
apart in a record review. But I guess the same thing goes with porn....
I mean, I put my heart into my stupid movies... it always hurts when
someone has something bad to say about them but... I guess that is part
of creating anything. Yeah.
Anyways, it was really fun. I am not sure what you can really do with
one song- but I wanna make this a hit! I mean, how awesome would it be
if "rock and roll in my butthole" was on the radio all the time?
here is the album cover, i mean- if you could make one song into an album
and here is where you can download it:
http://www.burningangel.com/joanna_pics/Joanna Angel-Rock & Roll in your Butthole.mp3
help me make this the next Umbrella!
oh- and here are the lyrics:
Rock N Roll in my Butthole
chorus
(frank and joanna)
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
verse
Cruising the interweb late one night
I found a girl, she seemed so right
Pink and Black hair, pink underwear
she seemed so right
Her butt-hole seemed so warm and tight
verse 2
I am sick of being wined and dined
and making small talk about nothing
Every man I meet wants to buy me flowers
And send me text messages for hours and hours
But this is bullshit, I'm so over it.
pre-chorus 1
I don't like coffee I don't like cake
I don't like chocolate- "and fuck- I don't bake"
don't wanna pay my taxes, I don't wanna mow the lawn
don't wanna play guitar hero
don't wanna just get it on
chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
give it to me good and give it to me right
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
I don't care if I'm sleeping, just do it all night
Verse 3
I sent her a message on BurningAngel.com
telling her i liked her crazy pink thong
I asked if I could take her to see a play
I asked if I could come and take her away
Verse 4
I said, I know you think my thong is nice
I bet you couldn't afford to pay the price
I have no desire to see a play
But if you wanna hang out, I'm free today.
Pre Chorus 2
I don't like coffee I don't like cake
I don't like chocolate- "and fuck- I don't bake"
don't wanna see a movie, don't wanna hold hands
don't wanna make out
don't wanna just get it on
chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.
bridge 1
I don't wanna watch the sunset
I don't wanna meet your mom
All I really want is rock N Roll in my Butt-hole
2
I don't wanna go out clubbing
I don't wanna meet your girlfriends.
All I wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole
3
I'm tired of these pussies
They're just wasting my time
All we wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole
4
Lets forget about the rules and get out of control
We should get together and make some rock n roll
chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.
xoxox
joanna
Dnothing!
