FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5\'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that\'s my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I\'ll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don\'t feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven\'t watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn\'t film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it\'s hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people\'s cigarettes but I don\'t think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
I um... wrote a song?
OK so you guys already know about Rock N Roll in my Butthole- I told you- it's the title of my next movie.
So anyways, last week I called my friend princessFrank- he's a musician
I know in LA who plays in the band Masterslave. I told him I really
wanted him to make a song called "rock and roll in my butthole" for the
intro credits of my movie. Doug Sakmann also made one, and so did Brian
Street-team! I wanted a few different versions of the song. Frank was
like, well, we should really write the song together... and I was
like... hmmm ok!
So I wrote the lyrics- it was actually a lot of fun. You know that song
from the 80's.... that goes "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail
bar"... I forget who sings it... but you know how the girl sings and
the guy sings and they are kinda talking to each other and about each
other- well I wrote it like that. I really tried to turn it into a love
song about two people who really want to have butt-sex with one
another.
Anyways, a few days later we actually went to the studio and recorded
it. It was so much fun! I have a new respect for people in bands now. I
mean, recording a song is a lot of work.... you get really emotionally
attached to your song when you're in there recording it... I can
imagine how shitty it must feel to do that and then have someone rip it
apart in a record review. But I guess the same thing goes with porn....
I mean, I put my heart into my stupid movies... it always hurts when
someone has something bad to say about them but... I guess that is part
of creating anything. Yeah.
Anyways, it was really fun. I am not sure what you can really do with
one song- but I wanna make this a hit! I mean, how awesome would it be
if "rock and roll in my butthole" was on the radio all the time?
here is the album cover, i mean- if you could make one song into an album
and here is where you can download it:
http://www.burningangel.com/joanna_pics/Joanna Angel-Rock & Roll in your Butthole.mp3
help me make this the next Umbrella!
oh- and here are the lyrics:
Rock N Roll in my Butthole
chorus
(frank and joanna)
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
verse
Cruising the interweb late one night
I found a girl, she seemed so right
Pink and Black hair, pink underwear
she seemed so right
Her butt-hole seemed so warm and tight
verse 2
I am sick of being wined and dined
and making small talk about nothing
Every man I meet wants to buy me flowers
And send me text messages for hours and hours
But this is bullshit, I'm so over it.
pre-chorus 1
I don't like coffee I don't like cake
I don't like chocolate- "and fuck- I don't bake"
don't wanna pay my taxes, I don't wanna mow the lawn
don't wanna play guitar hero
don't wanna just get it on
chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
give it to me good and give it to me right
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
I don't care if I'm sleeping, just do it all night
Verse 3
I sent her a message on BurningAngel.com
telling her i liked her crazy pink thong
I asked if I could take her to see a play
I asked if I could come and take her away
Verse 4
I said, I know you think my thong is nice
I bet you couldn't afford to pay the price
I have no desire to see a play
But if you wanna hang out, I'm free today.
Pre Chorus 2
I don't like coffee I don't like cake
I don't like chocolate- "and fuck- I don't bake"
don't wanna see a movie, don't wanna hold hands
don't wanna make out
don't wanna just get it on
chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.
bridge 1
I don't wanna watch the sunset
I don't wanna meet your mom
All I really want is rock N Roll in my Butt-hole
2
I don't wanna go out clubbing
I don't wanna meet your girlfriends.
All I wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole
3
I'm tired of these pussies
They're just wasting my time
All we wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole
4
Lets forget about the rules and get out of control
We should get together and make some rock n roll
chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.
xoxox
joanna
| me and my boyfriend love this song we are always singing it.. like walking down the street.. hahaha yahoooooooooooooo <3333 posted: 07.18.08 07:57 PM | |
| check out the heavy metal version! See more funny videos at Funny or Die posted: 07.15.08 03:16 AM | |
| i recorded a rap version of this. but then the computer crashed before it saved...so now we have to re record it again. its super vulgar and funny. youll enjoy it. posted: 07.15.08 01:23 AM | |
| please! sing it every day all day...i would love that posted: 07.07.08 01:07 AM | |
| i will now be singing this at work all week posted: 07.06.08 12:47 AM | |
| Love It!!!!! posted: 07.06.08 12:47 AM | |
| hilarity! posted: 07.03.08 10:40 PM |
