Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Rock and Roll in my Butthole- THE SONG
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07.03.08 09:54 PM

I um... wrote a song?


OK so you guys already know about Rock N Roll in my Butthole- I told you- it's the title of my next movie.

So anyways, last week I called my friend princessFrank- he's a musician I know in LA who plays in the band Masterslave. I told him I really wanted him to make a song called "rock and roll in my butthole" for the intro credits of my movie. Doug Sakmann also made one, and so did Brian Street-team! I wanted a few different versions of the song. Frank was like, well, we should really write the song together... and I was like... hmmm ok!

So I wrote the lyrics- it was actually a lot of fun. You know that song from the 80's.... that goes "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar"... I forget who sings it... but you know how the girl sings and the guy sings and they are kinda talking to each other and about each other- well I wrote it like that. I really tried to turn it into a love song about two people who really want to have butt-sex with one another.

Anyways, a few days later we actually went to the studio and recorded it. It was so much fun! I have a new respect for people in bands now. I mean, recording a song is a lot of work.... you get really emotionally attached to your song when you're in there recording it... I can imagine how shitty it must feel to do that and then have someone rip it apart in a record review. But I guess the same thing goes with porn.... I mean, I put my heart into my stupid movies... it always hurts when someone has something bad to say about them but... I guess that is part of creating anything. Yeah.

Anyways, it was really fun. I am not sure what you can really do with one song- but I wanna make this a hit! I mean, how awesome would it be if "rock and roll in my butthole" was on the radio all the time?

here is the album cover, i mean- if you could make one song into an album

 





and here is where you can download it:

http://www.burningangel.com/joanna_pics/Joanna Angel-Rock & Roll in your Butthole.mp3

help me make this the next Umbrella!

 

oh- and here are the lyrics:

Rock N Roll in my Butthole

chorus (frank and joanna)
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole



verse

Cruising the interweb late one night
I found a girl, she seemed so right
Pink and Black hair, pink underwear
she seemed so right
Her butt-hole seemed so warm and tight

verse 2

I am sick of being wined and dined
and making small talk about nothing
Every man I meet wants to buy me flowers
And send me text messages for hours and hours
But this is bullshit, I'm so over it.


pre-chorus 1

I don't like coffee I don't like cake
I don't like chocolate- "and fuck- I don't bake"
don't wanna pay my taxes, I don't wanna mow the lawn
don't wanna play guitar hero
don't wanna just get it on

chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
give it to me good and give it to me right
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
I don't care if I'm sleeping, just do it all night

Verse 3
I sent her a message on BurningAngel.com
telling her i liked her crazy pink thong
I asked if I could take her to see a play
I asked if I could come and take her away

Verse 4
I said, I know you think my thong is nice
I bet you couldn't afford to pay the price
I have no desire to see a play
But if you wanna hang out, I'm free today.

Pre Chorus 2
I don't like coffee I don't like cake
I don't like chocolate- "and fuck- I don't bake"
don't wanna see a movie, don't wanna hold hands
don't wanna make out
don't wanna just get it on

chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.

bridge 1
I don't wanna watch the sunset
I don't wanna meet your mom
All I really want is rock N Roll in my Butt-hole

2
I don't wanna go out clubbing
I don't wanna meet your girlfriends.
All I wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole

3
I'm tired of these pussies
They're just wasting my time
All we wanna do is rock n roll in your butt-hole

4
Lets forget about the rules and get out of control
We should get together and make some rock n roll

chorus
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole.
All through the day and all through the night
All I wanna do is Rock N Roll in your Butt-hole
lube it up and give it to me right.



xoxox

joanna

 



Comments (7)
 1 
07.18.08 07:57 PM  
me and my boyfriend love this song we are always singing it.. like walking down the street.. hahaha yahoooooooooooooo <3333
07.15.08 03:16 AM  
check out the heavy metal version!
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07.15.08 01:23 AM  
i recorded a rap version of this. but then the computer crashed before it saved...so now we have to re record it again. its super vulgar and funny. youll enjoy it.
07.07.08 01:07 AM  
please! sing it every day all day...i would love that
07.06.08 12:47 AM  
i will now be singing this at work all week
07.06.08 12:47 AM  
Love It!!!!!
07.03.08 10:40 PM  
hilarity!
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