i know you have gotten very spoiled by my oh so exciting blog entries filled with colorful photos, but I'm totally not in the mood to upload any pics right now. I'm sorry! I will do so this weekend. Maybe. I actually have a pretty busy weekend ahead of me. So yeah- don't hate me if there aren't any photos uploaded before the weekend.
So what have I done in the past week?
Jeeze.
Here we go.
Last Friday I went to the warped tour. I went there with one of the LA BurningAngel photographers named "Destro" and my friend Andrea, who just moved to LA- she did the makeup on Not Another Porn Movie and Porny Monster.
Now that I have a deal with Voyer Media, BA has to put a new movie out every month- which is kind of crazy. Like, as soon as one movie is done we have to put together the next one. This month POV PUNX came out, the month before was Fuck me in the Bathroom Part Deux, next month is Cum on My Tattoo 4 (I KNOW AREN'T YOU EXCITED FOR THAT! I AM... WOOHOO) and then AFTER THAT well- I am releasing our first all anal title. It will be called... now DRUMROLL PLEASE.
Before I announce the title, let me say. In the past six years, I have come up with some great ideas, and some terrible ideas. I am not fancying myself as some genious, but I would like to congratulate myself on coming up with this title, because I think it is the most awesome title for a movie ever in the history of movies, and porno movies.
the title of our first all anal movie is:
ROCK N ROLL IN MY BUTTHOLE!!
Don't you just love that?
I love it. I am in love with it. I don't care if you don't like it because I love it! If you don't like my title, well then I will just run away to a deserted island and marry a big piece of cardboard that says rock n roll in my butthole on it and have babies with it.
Anyways, I know this will piss some of you off but 4 out of the 5 scenes in the movie are all scenes you have already scene on BurningAngel.com. The new scene is a scene with me, and Steve Holmes... who is like 49 years old and German and creepy but I am so attracted to him for some odd reason. He REALLY knows how to fuck an ass. Seriously. I think it is because he is 49 and has infinitely more ass fucking experience than someone my age, and also because... well I think he has had his ass fucked and has most likely fucked a lot of other asses in his younger years. I don't really care. He obviously learned something along the way. Fuck... am I totally un-selling my movie now? DAMN IT.
So since the movie has mostly old footage in it- there wasn't any "behind the scenes" footage. When you're making a DVD you kinda need that. It is sort of the purpose of buying a DVD as opposed to just watching the scene online- it's because you get all the bonus shit and the behind the scenes is an important piece of bonus shit.
So, I had Destro follow me around warped tour with a camera and i filmed a bunch of nonsense for the "behind the scenes" portion of Rock N Roll in my Butthole. I basically interviewed a whole bunch of people and asked them what the term "Rock N Roll in my ButtHole" meant to them, and I asked them to improvise their own song. It was pretty amazing what people came up with on the spot. Some people made their Rock N Roll in my Butthole songs very soft and sweet and jazzy.... some people made it heavy metal. It was really quite fascinating.
To top it all off... I had Destry film me masturbate in a port-o-poty... because that's pretty rock n roll... right? I mean, you just don't get that much more rock n roll than that.
Later on that evening Andrea and Destry mutually decided to have Anal sex... so I filmed them do that in this alley-way. It was quick. It was a hot 9 seconds of anal loving.
What else.
OK, so then on Sunday I went to Vegas for like 19 hours. My boyfriend- you know, that guy, with the pants... we call him James... he was commissioned to bang Tabitha Stevens (a porn star from the 90's) in a hotel room in vegas. Apparently Tabitha is coming out of retirement and she chose James as the lucky man to take her porno comeback virginity and she chose to film this historical moment in a penthouse suite at the Mandalay Bay. So I tagged along. While James and Tabitha were banging I walked around the casino by myself. It was fucking hot outside, so I was wearing this little black dress but apparently being a girl by yourself in a casino in Vegas on a Sunday afternoon means you are a hooker, because like 19 dudes asked me "how much". Jeeze. So I decided, it would be in my best interest to buy my own drinks and not try to bat my eyelashes and get anyone else to. Sometimes that just isn't worth it.
After I was drunk, I decided to go and get a facial. Not the kind where someone jizzes on your face but the kind where someone puts cucumbers on your eyes and shit. It was pretty relaxing. The I sat in the spa and drank lots of different kinds of teas. By the time I was done with that James was done banging Tabitha and so I met him at a restaurant in the lobby and we ate dinner. I asked him if my face looked any different and he said no.That was not the right answer. Guys, ifyour girlfriend decides to spend $70 for someone to put cucumbers on their eyes and rub coffee grinds all over their face then you tell them they look 10 years younger as soon as they come home!
Blah.
Well the next day I came home and then I shot another scene for "xoxo joanna angel" which was quite possibly the hottest scene I have ever been in in my life. It was me, Mr.Pete, Roxy Deville, and Mick Blue. YUM. All people that I love to have sex with. This scene was not just awesome because of the cast but it was also because, my boyfriend is a genious- and he decided to film this scene in night-vision. So we all fucked in a pitch black dark closet and he filmed it like sort of Paris Hilton video style. I could barely see anything, i just felt vagina and penis everywhere. Dude, it was fucking awesome. I wish James could have put the camera down and joined in but then you would have never gotten to see it!
So that's my week- no it was actually just the first half of my week. Yikes!
Lemme just say it is good to be alive.
and if ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL THE TITLE ROCK N ROLL IN MY BUTTHOLE I WILL MURDER YOU DEAD
and i do not feel like proofing or spell checking this blog entry so please- keep your editing comments to yourself!!
xoxox
Joanna Angel
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