JOANNA
FILM STARLET
FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
in a food coma.
06.18.08 03:52 AM
First off- I must tell you. The boy who took my virginity was like,
this hardcore vegan organic nazi. He is actually still the same way...
and he looks like he is 22 and he's like 35... I think. If you want to
stay pretty- eat organic food!
In any case, when we were dating, I was your typical sloppy vegan... you know.. .one that ate falafel and french fries and peanut butter for dinner. In an attempt to do something romantic I offered to make him pasta with fake meat-balls for dinner... and in response he said "pasta is worse for you than cocaine."
The point of my story is that I just eat the most humungus bowl of pasta ever and I feel awesome. I really enjoyed every bite of processed sugars and excessive carbohydrates in my system. I gave up cocaine a few years ago, and I don't miss it much. I mean... every once in a while I miss the drip in the back of my nose and the pointless conversations that ensued but my life is fine without it.
But damn. Pasta is fucking good.
In any case, when we were dating, I was your typical sloppy vegan... you know.. .one that ate falafel and french fries and peanut butter for dinner. In an attempt to do something romantic I offered to make him pasta with fake meat-balls for dinner... and in response he said "pasta is worse for you than cocaine."
The point of my story is that I just eat the most humungus bowl of pasta ever and I feel awesome. I really enjoyed every bite of processed sugars and excessive carbohydrates in my system. I gave up cocaine a few years ago, and I don't miss it much. I mean... every once in a while I miss the drip in the back of my nose and the pointless conversations that ensued but my life is fine without it.
But damn. Pasta is fucking good.
| Pasta IS amazing
CARBS are amazing! I could never live without carbs, or meat. lol i'm gonna be faaaattttt one day, but fat AND HAPPY. XD posted: 06.23.08 03:27 PM | |
| Anything with wheat in it is evil, so bad for you period posted: 06.20.08 02:41 PM | |
| but.. why exactly IS pasta bad for you?
(other than the carb thing and ur eating organic.. maybe spinach and flax pasta..?) posted: 06.20.08 02:34 PM | |
| i love pasta and i'd eat italian every day but carbs (too many of them) are bad. that's what sucks for me.
i love being vegan but it IS hard because unless you wanna just eat really healthy stuff all the time, there is no point.
but you GOTTA indulge sometimes... i mean... living on salad and fruit isn't going to work. ok it does for some people ,lol what i mean is as long as vegans eat the proper fibers and grains... with salad and fruit.. and once and awhile pasta and "sloppy" vegan food is a good idea i think.
otherwise.......
i don't think i could be anything lol posted: 06.20.08 02:32 PM | |
| But vegans eat pasta right? Sesame noodles etc.? Personally I think if you just avoid the American habit of eating meat with every meal you are accomplishing a lot. It doesn't matter that you eat if occasionally. As long as you get out of the habit of beef or pork or chicken for dinner every night you are improving things. Purity is for nazis. Life is not pure. posted: 06.20.08 01:36 AM | |
| I wasn't even aware pasta was bad for you. I'm shamelessly hedonistic when it comes to food. There's very little I won't at least try. I don't completely ignore health concerns, but man....life's way too short to spend it eating shitty food. posted: 06.18.08 06:32 PM | |
| I haven't had pasta in a year now. It's so tempting though but its so bad for you. I cant touch it anymore. posted: 06.18.08 05:18 PM | |
| I heard pasta was like cocaine once too, so I just started eating more bagels posted: 06.18.08 05:09 PM | |
| thats insane! i couldnt live without pasta. im with you on this one, in fact i think im making fettuccine alfredo for dinner in joanna's honor! posted: 06.18.08 02:23 PM | |
| I was supposed to be heading over to a friend's place tonight to hang out, drink beers, eat corn chips, and talk shit - he bailed half way there, and I was naturally pretty pissed.
Reading this blog fixed all that. Fuckin' LOL! posted: 06.18.08 06:08 AM |
