FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

I spent the weekend at LA Erotica with "Brian Street Team"- who has been diligently
handing out BurningAngel stickers to just about everyone in the universe
for quite some time now. I call him "Brian Street Team" because a) his
name is Brian and b) he is on the BurningAngel street team.
Now this photo has nothing to do with the BA street team- but it is some
nice incentive for those of you who strive to do DVD distribution for
BurningAngel one day. This is Vince Voyer... that guy I told you about
with the car and the... you know... yeah. Sorry, I know he isn't some
cute tattooed boy... um... I'm sure the thought of me and him just makes
you want to barf. But what can I say... he makes some good quality
pornography and uh... will hopefully do a good job selling mine. Lets
cross our fingers.
this is me thinking about how much I love the dedicated street team
members.
and this is cadence, showing her appreciation for the street team
and this is Cali Nova- showing even more appreciation than Cadence for
the street team.
and here is me- one upping both Cali and Cadence out of the
water with copious amounts of street team love.
Oh- sorry for the quick digression but - I know you all miss Tommy
Pistol so- here he is. The reason he hasn't been in any BurningAngel
videos lately, is because he has been hiding in this closet for the past
year. Him and the cement have become very close.
Um- and this picture ALSO has nothing to do with the BurningAngel Street
team but, I must say, as another digression- I am soooooo happy that I
was at the right place at the right time. Jenna really needed someone to
hold her boobs- and there I was! standing around... just looking for
boobs to hold. That was awesome.
OKOK- Now I am back to my point about how cool it really is to be on the
street team. See- this is street team penis- and THAT is BurningAngel
vagina.
and it wouldn't truly be BurningAngel-rific sex unless Doug was doing
something ridiculous in back of them. When my boyfriend sees people
fucking, his immediate thought is to join in. Doug on the other hand-
when he sees people fucking- he just wants to jump behind them and make
rock n roll signs and like- steal their liquor. GOD BLESS HIM- that is,
if there is one... and if there isn't- someone bless Doug please?
Anyone? Hello?
This smile has nothing to do with the Cali Nova. He is really just
thinking about how much he loves handing out BurningAngel stickers at
shows.
....And now Cali is getting really turned on just thinking about Brian
walking around the San Diego boardwalk, topless, with a surf-board in
one hand and a roll of BurningAngel stickers in another hand.
And um... Brian Street team was not lucky enough to indulge in a Joanna
Angel and Jenna Haze sandwich the weekend of LA Erotica - however- he
was lucky enough to have been around to take this photo....wait- come to
think of it... this photo could have been a lot better. We were both
like- sticking our butts out and arching our backs nicely and like- he
cropped the photo ABOVE our asses. WTF- why would you take a photo of
Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze and not have our asses in it at all? Jeeze.
Brian must have been too busy thinking about the next convention to hand
out stickers at. Brian definitely rules the teams of the streets, but
like... he is not meant to be a photographer.
Oh well.
Yeah.
If you want to join the street team- you can sign up here
have a nice weekend!
xoxox
joanna angel


| doug has a big dick.
<3morgan mae & aaralyn barra! posted: 06.16.08 01:43 AM | |
| I LOVE DOUG!!!!! posted: 06.14.08 02:17 AM | |
| Joanna, can I be part of the street team? posted: 06.13.08 06:07 PM | |
| Joanna - you are nuts! :) posted: 06.13.08 05:16 PM | |
| Brian is the best street teamer EVER!!! SO you guys have alot to live up to posted: 06.13.08 02:19 PM | |
| looks like you had a blast! cant wait to get a team together here and take over texas...all in the name of B.A.!! posted: 06.13.08 02:15 PM |














