JOANNA
FILM STARLET
FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
Not Last Nightes Party
06.06.08 07:03 PM
Last night, neither Jenna or I had a camera- but we did hang out last night. These are photos from when we were in Miami but you can pretend they are from last night.
woohoooo
yeah.
and this was a picture of the "marror" at my passover seder. My mom got drunk and told me I should use it in a movie. What do you think?
yeah. Yesterday, I went on G4TV and it was awesome. It's cool to do things with my clothes on sometimes- they asked me about porn, and the state of porn, and shit like that- it's pretty cool to be some "official correspondent" for the porn industry. I don't know how that really happened but I do like being on G4TV. They have really big cameras... man, I hope we make enough money to afford crazy ass TV cameras and my porno will look like- I dunno.... NBC News.
If anyone feels like getting me a 200k camera for my birthday- please let me know!
Hahahahah
I am going to LA Erotica now-
I hope to see you all there.
xoxoxo
Joanna Angel
| hahaha there is no way your marror is as big as that! posted: 06.11.08 12:49 AM | |
| your mom is dirty! love it :) posted: 06.09.08 12:56 PM | |
| That is a huge maror!! And if you know that maror means "bitter herb" and you know that my real first name is Herbert, then you'll understand what I mean when I say I am a real maror because I didn't get to dance and make out with Jenna Haze but you did! And the funny part of it is that my root is as big as that maror and I still can't get a date with Jenna! :( posted: 06.07.08 02:56 PM |
