JOANNA
FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
fried ice cream and threesomes
05.31.08 03:54 AM
I made lasagna for dinner and to compensate for the retarded amount of fat and calories I ate today, I used whole wheat noodles instead of the regular ones. Now that, will give me a six pack, shouldn't it?
What else. Aside form the fried ice cream, I also induldged in a yummy threesome this week. It was a workout, as opposed to a gluttonous feast. It was an off camera on camera thing. It was with my new friend, Megan- she just started doing porn.... but she is so not typical California porn girl. She actually lives in New York and shoots documentary movies about. She was talking to me about one she just did that involved the catskills or something but I didn't pay much attention. I just thought about bainging her while she spoke.
Anyways, me and her and my boyfriend all did it and it was cool. I got the camera and filmed them, and she filmed us and he filmed the two of us. It was one big sextravaganda film festival kind of thing. It was like, off camera sex that just happened to be on camera.
To be honest though, right now I am gonna masturbate and think about the ice cream... and not the threesome. Does that make me weird?
xoxox
Joanna Angel
What else. Aside form the fried ice cream, I also induldged in a yummy threesome this week. It was a workout, as opposed to a gluttonous feast. It was an off camera on camera thing. It was with my new friend, Megan- she just started doing porn.... but she is so not typical California porn girl. She actually lives in New York and shoots documentary movies about. She was talking to me about one she just did that involved the catskills or something but I didn't pay much attention. I just thought about bainging her while she spoke.
Anyways, me and her and my boyfriend all did it and it was cool. I got the camera and filmed them, and she filmed us and he filmed the two of us. It was one big sextravaganda film festival kind of thing. It was like, off camera sex that just happened to be on camera.
To be honest though, right now I am gonna masturbate and think about the ice cream... and not the threesome. Does that make me weird?
xoxox
Joanna Angel
| fuck- this was the first half of the entry it got deleted somehow. arrg. i love you too eden! now i will go touch myself thinking about you touching yourself to thinking about me touching myself!
here is the first half of the entry read this then read what is up there:
hi there
I have so many photos I finally uploaded onto my computer from a bunch of shit I have done in the past few months. I will put them up for you to see- but not now. I am too tired!
But yeah. Lemme see…. what’s new in my life.
Oh well today I went out for lunch with a friend and we got sushi and for desert the waitress gave us some free fried ice cream. I had no idea you could fry ice cream. It was the most amazing fattening thing I have ever eaten in my life. I want to eat more. I want a cake full of fried Ice Cream and I want to eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner.
But my body isn’t so used to eating fried ice cream so I came home at like 4 in the afternoon and passed out in my computer chair. It was crazy. It’s like I overdosed on awesomeness and my heart exploded.
(now read what is up there) posted: 05.31.08 11:34 PM | |
| i love you. posted: 05.31.08 06:01 PM | |
| HAHA I love that you touch yourself while thinking of food.
It just makes me adore you that much more.
Im going to touch myself thinking of you thinking about fried food. LOL posted: 05.31.08 04:21 AM |
