Something really amazing has come to Williamsburg- no, it's not a place to get Vegan tacos, and it's not another overpriced clothing store with nothing good in it- but it's a place where you can make your own salads! I don't know why it has taken so long to have one of these places here. They are on every corner in Manhattan. There is one deli that makes you salads actually but they suck and the vegetables always looked kinda rotten. Now, on Bedford ave and North 6th street there is a wonderful establishment with so many lettuces, tomatoes, chick peas, tofu, avocados, and all sorts of cheeses and chickens to chooses from. I proudly went there today and consumed one of the best salads I have ever eaten in my life, and salads for the most part... suck. So this was pretty exciting. Do you care what I put in it? Ah what the hell, I may as well tell you. I put, romaine lettuce, chick peas, cherry tomatoes, tofu, baby corn, dried cranberries, red onions, with this tahini dressing. I don't know if you cared about that at all but, this salad really just brightened up my world.

I have not found my passport, I am definitely going to Canada on Saturday- I'm gonna have to go to some passport in a day place. It sucks. I'm retarded. Taryn, after I get this new passport- you need to lock it in a safe somewhere and not let me lose it again.

I don't know if you guys have been reading my blog for a long time- some of you may have- but a few years ago- the first time I went to LA- I was sort of "auditioning" to work for some other porn companies. In the porn world "auditioning" really just means showing up somewhere and taking your clothes off and letting directors stare at your body and decide if they want to shoot you or not. It's kind of humiliating... It's one of the reasons I like to just stick to only working for myself.

Anyways, one director in particular told me he wanted to shoot me for a boob appropriately titled "young ripe mellons" but he wasn't 100% sure if my breasts were mellon-like enough for it so he requested to see them in person. I was on my cell phone and so was he, he asked where I was and it turned out we were like one mile away from each other so I agreed to show him my mellons in the parking lot of a diner thats in the middle of porn-valley... where most of the "corporate" porn folk have their power lunches.

I pulled into the parking lot and spotted an Escalade that looked like it just ate about 4 of my cars- which was a rental at the time. I figured this must be the guy so I pulled up next to him. He rolled down the window- he knew it was me- he told me to get in the car. I got in, he rolled up his tinted windows and i showed him my boobs. I said "are they good enough?!" and he said "yeah....". It was readily apparent that he really liked them. Then I was like, ok... what do I do now? Should I leave the car? Should i leave him a business card? I looked down and saw he was very obviously aroused. I was aroused by his arousal and a few minutes later I was giving him a blowjob and he pulled out his camera and filmed it. To this day I don't really know if there was tape in the camera but who knows. In the porn world it makes you feel less sleasy to film someone giving you a blowjob rather than to just sit back and enjoy one. It makes sense. If I want to fuck a girl I usually say "we should shoot a scene together!" it's a nice politically correct way to tell someone 9 years younger than me that I want to lick their vagina.

In any case, a few minutes later he jizzed on my face and I gave him this- well... now what do I do look.... It was shady enough that I walked into a car with tinted windows in a parking lot... it would look a lot worse if I walked out of this vehicle with a face full of jizz. The gentleman that he was drove to a gas station, got some napkins, handed them to me, then drove me back to my car. Isn't that sweet?

Anyways this was a few years ago. In that time he quit working for the company he was working for and started his own company. He recently decided to distribute other people's stuff. He called me a few months ago, not to meet him in a parking lot to see my boobs or jizz on my face but he asked for copies of some of my movies- where other people are jizzing on my face. I sent him some... a few days later he told me my movies were awesome and he asked me if he could distribute my stuff. I told him we could talk about it- and then I went in for a meeting- you know... in his office... not a car. It was pretty cool. No blowjobs were given at this meeting and my breasts stayed inside my shirt, and bra underneath my shirt. It was so business like, it was actually boring. I thought about pulling my boobs out to make spice things up a bit but I figured that would be inappropriate. It's really weird what is appropriate and what isn't in the "corporate" porn world between two people who fuck on camera whose private parts have been in each other's mouths.

Yeah, to make a long story a little less long, he is going to distribute the BurningAngel movies now. His name is Vince Voyer. Hopefully he will make me enough money so I can buy a car that is as obnoxious as his where I can meet chicks in parking lots and film them finger banging me.

I mean, everyone has to have a goal in life... right?

This will be the first release to be distributed through him.

It comes out May 20th.

Please buy it =)