This is actually kind of exciting. I sort of feel like Larry Flynt! Well not really. I certainly hope I don’t get shot. Good lord, that would majorly suck. Fuck. If you are out there and you plan on shooting me- please don’t. I really don’t condone any violence against anyone- I will give you some free porn if you don’t shoot me! Wait, you probably hate porn. I will give you some homentashens if you don’t shoot me, my mom made a whole bunch and I don’t think I am gonna eat them all. If you don’t know what a homentashen is- it’s a triangular cookie you eat on the Jewish holiday called Purim. They are triangular because a very bad man who wanted to kill the jews on Purim a whole bunch of years ago was known for the triangular hat he always wore and on Purim the Jews killed him instead of him killing all of them. You think I’m joking? I am not! And I am not joking about all the homentashens I have either. Seriously. I have like, four plastic containers full. It’s ridiculous. They are really good- my mom knows how to make some damn good Jewish triangle cookies- so perspective I want to kill Joanna person out there, please reconsider, and think about the cookies.

Anyways, as you may or may not know, I am in Indiana right now… I was invited to speak at a human sexuality class on Monday. I asked Topco (the people who own the biggest dildo making factory in the world who make my fabulous sex toys) to send 3 large boxes of toys to the university so I could give one to every student in the class. I thought that was a nice thing to do… I am not selling the toys, I know college students are broke, I don’t expect them to buy anything from me. I sell things at signings, and strip clubs sometimes… not in colleges… sheesh… you think I have nothing better to do?

Anyways, here is an email I got from the professor of the class- who got this email from the president of the university- who got this email from someone else… if that makes any sense. How should I phrase this- someone wrote an angry letter to the president of Indiana University trying to protest my appearance… here it is. I left out the names.

*****I had to take this off my blog- sorry. I know you think I am a sell out but the poor teacher was going to get in trouble! Ahhhhh! Sorry. I am sure you can guess what it said... ******

hahahahahahaha- yeah. That’s me!

So, I dunno… I am about to go to someone’s radio show now. On my way there, I will make sure to stop at like, a gas station or something and do something really derogatory towards women. 

xoxox

Joanna Angel