K im in a rush again, but I have been neglecting you and it’s rude.

yesterday I have the illusionist from the Jason Ellis show ANOTHER handjob. You see Jason Ellis was angry at me because I presented an AVN award with the people from Howard stern on stage. It’s kind of a long story, you have to listen to the show to really get it. It’s on Faction - on Sirius Radio, I think it’s Tony Hawks radio station. Anyways, I tried to film it and I broke the camera halfway through and got cranky. That would have been a good thing to film. Sinead helped me. Sinead is a BurningAngel girl who was here this weekend, she also has a cool blog on BabySinead.com.  She filmed her first few hardcore scenes and they were pretty hot. She also stuck a plunger in my ass. That ruled! I’ll get some photos and show them to you.

I listened to nothing but the Dropkick Murphy’s on St.Patricks day and at night me and Sinead went to some tiki bar and drank things that were green. I am not irish but Sinead is. She taught me the meaning of St.Patricks day. It turns out it isn’t just about getting drunk and dressing in a green outfit, it’s also about snakes. See Patrick apparently- who wasn’t even Irish… he was Scottish or British no one even really knows- he drove the snakes out of Ireland. Apparently there used to be a lot of like, poisonous snakes there but there isn’t anymore. I guess that’s just as good of a reason to get drunk as anything else is. Sinead also told me that sometimes Irish baby’s get taken away and replaced with wooden sticks and when she was younger she tried to arrange for this kinda thing with her brother but it didn’t really work. It was pretty educational. I have a whole new respect for Irish people. Next st.Patty’s day I’m gonna go to Boston with Sinead. I look as far from Irish as you can possibly look but I don’t think anyone will care. Do you?

I’m going to Indiana University this weekend… I’m gonna speak at the Human Sexuality class there. Isn’t that funny? I got Topco to send me a whole box of sex toys to give to the students. I think they will be happy. I never got free sex toys in college. Occasionally I would get free condoms but that was always depressing. I didn’t get laid much in college and those free condoms reminded me of how much I really didn’t need them. I didn’t have sex in high school and very rarely in college… man… I have had a fairly boring sex life until the age of like 22. Is that weird? A lot of BurningAngel girls have already had anal sex by the time they were 19. I should have had anal sex before I was 19… I think I would like, have gotten better grades in school. I really do!

Ah alright. I’m gonna go now. I love you all. Hope that was a sufficient update on my life for you.

xoxox

Joanna Angel