Waiting.

So I need to do this photoshoot thing… but the photographer is like 3 hours late. He told me he was going to be late, but I thought it would only be an hour or 2… not 3!! Ahhh! it doesn’t matter so much, but my makeup is all done and I’m just kinda sitting here. I know, you’re probably thinking I should have just called someone else but I really like the way he photographs me… and this is for a boxcover for my playboy movie that will be coming out this year so yeah, it is fairly important and I don’t know if I can trust anyone to shoot it. Blah blah blah. Yeah. Fortunately this lateness has given way to some much needed blog time.

What else-

Anytime I’m in the middle of a busy spree- you know- lots of things happening at once, I keep thinking, man, when all this shit is over I will have some free time to relax… but a new busy spree just starts happening right afterwards. Like… I feel like I was on Howard Stern a year ago at this point, but it was just a few weeks ago. Was it even a few weeks ago? Was it last week? Who knows.

I was kinda all ready and revved up for Howard to chew me up and spit me out- I read up on my current events right before the show, and like… made sure I knew the capitols of all 50 states because didn’t they always used to ask girls what the capitols of states were? I wanted to be like yeaaaah- bam howard… in your face! I win! But you know, he was actually… just really nice and polite and flattering. Maybe he has gotten kinda soft in his older age. His enterauge (like Artie and Gary and all those dimwitts) were all kind of insulting but like, they’re pretty dumb. When a dumb person insults you it’s usually just humorous, when someone smart like Howard insults you, it usually hurts. I bet he could make me cry if he really tried! I mean, the "meanest" thing that he did was like…push a pre-recorded button to make a farting noise when I said I did anal… and that’s not really mean. That’s actually kinda silly. I don’t care how smart or how sophisticated you are, fart jokes are just always kinda funny… even if they are about you.

We are officially done shooting Fuck Me in the Bathroom Part Duex (yes I did call it part duex and not part two because i am just so totally awesome) - I really like it! I like it so much better than the first one. Everything about it is better- there is one set up that involves Jessie Lee singing in the shower and its just so funny. Now I am gonna sound like a total fag but I really like the makeup in the movie. In this one scene the new BurningAngel girl Maureen is wearing this like bright blue eyeshadow and its so pretty! I don’t know if anyone else will care about the blue eyeshadow with they are like stroking it- or touching it- or rubbing it- or rubbing someone elses… but uh… i dunno. I hope someone somewhere out there appreciates it as much as I do.

I got another new tattoo again! Yeeeehaw. I’m such a baby man. Really like- I don’t know why getting tattooed hurts so much- I feel like every new one I get hurts more than the last one… I think my pain tolerance has just gotten lower as I get older which is weird because I thought it would be the opposite. My newest tattoo- is a dagger with a snake wrapped around it and a diamond on top of the dagger. It’s pretty awesome- it’s on my arm right next to my venus flytrap… a few more pieces of that size on my arm and I’ll almost have like, a whole sleeve- and then I will um… feel kind of complete… I think. Maybe I won’t feel any different at all but I will look slightly cooler than I do now. Was that cheesy to say? I think girls with full sleeves look pretty hot. Fortunately I have this website where I get to see them naked all the time =)

Now I am listening to that Umbrella song. It’s one god song… especially that Jay Z Travis Barker remix thing of it… but you know… on the airplane on my way to New York I read some article in Blender about the making of that song and how it came to be and I was pretty disappointed to find out that Rhianna had like, nothing to do with writing that song at all. It was pretty much written by these people, sold to a label and then like, handed to Rhianna because her career was going nowhere and the record executive knew that this song could make anyone famous because it was awesome. I mean I know a lot of pop stars don’t write their own songs but I always thought they at least like, sat down with the song writer and expressed their ideas and worked together with them to get the product they want… was that naive of me? I guess it was… and like… why would Rhianna want that information public? Wouldn’t she at least want to lie and say she had something to do with the one good song she has ever sang in her life? She said some corny ass quote in the article about how this song was like, a blessing from god- not because the song was so good and she really felt connected to it… but because she had been singing crappy songs and hanging around the music industry not really making it anywhere for quite some time. Why the hell would she say that? I think Rhianna should hire me to be her publicist. I could have fed some lines into her mouth about like, umbrellas and art and love and creativeness that would have made everyone in the universe fall in love with her on a whole new level. I swear. Now I’m listening to it and I’m pissed. I think I should have been given the umbrella song… then I could have put it in a porno and made people have sex under an umbrella.

AHHHHHHH anyways, the photographer is here. so I’m out.

I love you all

xoxoxo

joanna angel