Hum de hum hum. Happy new year everyone. My new years was fun… a little bit stressful at the beginning. I threw a party and had the genious idea to show up at 11:15 with about 30 people and I couldn’t get everyone in… so a lot of people had to wait outside and go in in groups of 3 or 4 over the next hour. I felt bad, some of my um "homies" who work at the Angel with me had to spend the stroke of midnight outside, with one very angry doorman yelling at them to stand behind a rope. From 11:30 till like, 12:30 I was kinda running outside, yelling at the mean door guy, running back in, then running back out. My outfit was pretty slutty and totally not equipped for being outdoors at night in NYC in January in New York so as a result I relapsed on the cold I got from doing the gang-bang. That sucked!
But once everyone was in, it was great. I did the NYE countdown with the few BurningAngel girls who managed to get into the party. I auctioned off Jessee Lee and let someone in the audience kiss her on New Years. Heheheh- I am such a pimp! I did a burlesque show and that was fun too. I was actually really nervous about it. Doing stripper tricks is easy for me but I figured it was about time for me to learn how to dance without a pole. Doing a burlesque show is like putting on a little play. For those of you who didn’t see it- the dance was about … you know… being a hoe. I don’t know how else to say it. The first few seconds of the song was that Barbie Girl song by aqua, and while that played I pranced around the stage like a barbie in a poofy pink dress and then the song stopped and a record scratched and DJ Jess said "yo Joanna- you’re not a Babrie Girl- you’re a BurningAngel girl! What the hell are you doing?!" and then Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill came on and I did this crazy slutty dance. It was fun, I am so hard on myself though… I think I could have done better. The act over all was cute. I think I will do the act again at my party in Vegas. I am determined! I want to be the best Barbie Girl who morphs into a Rebel girl that there ever was!
Ah what else. Last year was a rough one… a whole lot of nothing happened but I was really busy doing it. I am really trying to get my company in gear. I know I always say that… we have been really working on re launching BurningAngel forever. It was like my only goal for the year to get it done and it didn’t happen but I promise it will happen soon! I can’t show you the new version yet but it’s really pretty and like, a fun place to hang out. In 2006 I did a lot of stuff with Hustler and I was all about um.. how do I say this… yeah I can admit- I really liked being um "cool" in the porn industry. I don’t really care about the "porn industry" anymore- and I don’t care about Hustler. All I really care about is my crappy little website that won’t be so crappy anymore when we actually relaunch it. I am saying this as I am approaching the Venitan to be here for the AVN awards which is like the epicenter of all that is porn but- I will tell you this- here is why I am going to the show- because I want to meet you guys. The only thing I care about is spending time with my fans and giving you some nice Joanna Angel memorabelia to take home. Thankfully Adam and Eve is letting me sign at their booth so I have a nice little station to meet you guys (and girls) at. One day it would be awesome if BurningAngel could have its own booth. That would rule! But right now I can just piggy back on other peoples. Adam and Eve is releasing "Not Another Porn Movie" this month- blah blah blah
What else. My episode of LA Ink just aired. I didn’t see it- DUH! because I am in a car. I drive a nissan. Not one of those bling bling mobiles with TV’s in it. One day I would like to get anicer car, but so help me god… if you see me ever driving anything with a TV in it throw me down the stairs!
Anyways, we are parking and shit now. It’s time for me to go.
Happy 2008.
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Joanna Angel
