FILM STARLET
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- Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
- Height: 5'
- Sign: Capricorn
- Location: LA and NY
- Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
- Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
- Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
- Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
- TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
- Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
- Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
- Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
- Videogames: Guitar Hero
- Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
- Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
- Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
- Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
- Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
- I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
- Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
- Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
- Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
- Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
- Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
i am not in a bad mood. i shouldn't have left my bad mood entry up for so long! i am sure you were all so worried and lost sleep over it.
now i tried to re-write my old entry a bunch of times and then i got over it. the basic jist of it was- porn is a strange place right now. Everyone is so scared because of all the obscenity trials that have come about in the past few years... and stores, and distributors don't want anything in any movie that is even slightly risky- and as a result- I think porn will be nothing but cuddling in a few years. I remember like five years ago when everyone was making crazy rough intense porn (some was good, some was just downright gross- but reguardless- no one should go to jail for making a gross movie) ... I remember it was moving in this crazy direction where I was like- man- what will people be doing 10 years from now? What can two people do together that hasn't been done yet? Because you know- the way porn was in the 70's was just so different than how it was a few years ago.... the sex just got infinately more... intense. Anways, now it has gone in the opposite direction. There still is some crazy porn on the internet- but you realy can't put that shit on DVD. Soooooo to make a long story short- there will be no choking, slapping, or spitting, in my gangbang. It all had to be edited out- I think I will put the un-edited version on the internet. I felt a little un-punk for agreeing to the terms but I really don't want to fight for my right to make porn right now- I just want to make it, and not fight... because I don't have the time or the money to do it. I watched the newly edited gangbang and it's totally fine- I am sure everyone who likes gang-bangs will like it but the fact that I had to edit out anything just to make sure I don't wind up in jail is just so ridiculous and annoying and it really makes me hate this country. OBAMA PLEASE HELP THE PORN INDUSTRY SO WE AREN'T JUST SNUGGLING AND HAVING PILLOW TALK ON CAMERA!
It's just insane. Like, HELLO I am the producer? I PAID all the guys to have sex with me- and I hired like, very expensive cock for my gangbang scene. You really think that anyone would deliberalty do something I wasn't comfortable with sexually when I am paying them to fuck me? JEEZE.
Someone however- who has more time and power and money than me- who is fighting for his right to make porn right now is John Stagliano. He is a genious and an amazing pornographer and he is currently facing an obscenity charge. He just put a movie out called "Defend Our Porn" where all the profits from the sales go to helping his case. If you must buy a porn that's not a BurningAngel porn- then please buy that one. If he wins- everyones lives in porn will be better.
You can read more about his case and his porno here.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Yeah.
So speaking of obscenity- I have been watching a lot of Comedy Central lately and you know what I found obscene? Well, not obscene but- umm... for lack of better words- BAD- a stupid show called "the roast of Bob Saget." For some reason Comedy Central has decided to replay this like 9 times over the course of the past three days and- it had to have been the poorest excuse for a TV show I had ever seen. I mean- it was worse than "I wanna work for Diddy" and even Tila Tequila's reality show. Seriously! Like- what pissed me off the most about it- was that it wasn't even a show. Basically, Bob Saget sat on a stage and a bunch of his friends talked shit to him- then he got on stage and talked shit to his friends. There were some funny people who were part of the "roast" but like- they weren't being so funny that evening. They all said the same things. They all made fun of Full House, then accused Bob Saget for being gay, and then made some kinda refrences to him secually molesting the Olsen Twins when they were 5. I dunno. The humor was just so bad and tasteless- now why I chose to watch this all 9 times that it was on is a different story. Maybe sometimes I just like being angry. I really am a pretty calm person- I rarely ever get pissed off. Maybe I just subconciously needed some hatrid in my life? I have been eating a lot of organic food and shit lately- I've revisited some vegan dishes I haven't eaten in years. I think all this hippy food has made me even more peaceful than I usually am- so yea- I guess i needed something to yell at- and I don't really enjoy yelling at other people- yelling at the TV was a bit therapudic.
And speaking of hippy foods- I made a pretty kick ass organic lasagna tonight with like whole weat noodles, and mushrooms and tofu and all sorts of other shit. I was proud of myself. It took about 3 hours. Even James liked it- and he really hates hippy food. Don't tell him I put tofu in there. Shhhhh.
xoxo
Joanna
| You are a brilliant woman! Im 100% behind you! Why the fuck should the government be concerned with porn when our economy is shit and basically every other country in this world thinks we are assholes?? I do believe there are more important matters to tend to than someone being slapped or spit on in a porn... they concent to the activities... and it's no worse than what goes on in a congressmans's bedroom! Seriously how many of them this year have come forward about some torrid affair they've been having... maybe if they would stay home with their wives and watch some awesome BA porn they wouldn't have to have affairs. I love you Joanna! posted: 08.29.08 04:43 PM | |
| YOOOO stop encouraging the cuddle porn! CUDDLE PORN = BAD. DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT!! CUDDLE PORN BELONGS ON YOUTUBE- NOT ON BURNINGANGEL.
but misti i will cuddle with you on any day =) and i would totally wear the furry costume. you can tell me to be whatever animal you want me to be. posted: 08.29.08 03:32 PM | |
| if cuddle porn is made i say that people in them have to be dressed with furries. like a person dressed as smokey the bear cuddling a chucky cheese looking outfit. and i agree the roast of bob saget is about 10 years too late and completely unfunny posted: 08.29.08 12:21 PM | |
| 9 seconds is enough for me! Pencil me in for 2:31:11 pm! posted: 08.29.08 05:16 AM | |
| yes- there are three branches of government- and in 2006 the democrats did get control over congress - but before then, the Bush administration (not just Bush- his homies helped) pushed anti-porn agenda while the republicans were in control of Congress- and the Republicans appointed judges have much harsher opinions of what is and is not obscene.
Clinton was president from 1993 - 2000 (i think... ) in that time there were 4 obscenity cases. Between 2001 till now there has been over 40.... umm.... yeah... do you really think there would have been this many if there was a democratic administration? The bush administration hired so many anti-porn warriors to be on the department of Justice.
Now no party is "pro porn"- they can't really say that on TV. But republicans always actively try to attack porn whereas the democrats seem to focus their time and energy on different things.
Although- I do think that if Hillary would have been president she would have been just as nasty about porn as a republican. But who knows.... and who cares because that hoe lost.
posted: 08.29.08 04:11 AM | |
| Well, I'm sorry that you feel the need to insult my intelligence because i believe something differently than you. I will not return the disfavor. posted: 08.29.08 03:44 AM | |
| it's rediculous that the government has anything to say what is out of hand in porn when in my opinion some of their scandels are even worst than what I see in porn(when they are people running a country) and also any one in a porn approves of what goes on in their movies it's not like you show up and some guy just treats you like shit.
and I am so on Jessielee's side I will stand on a picket line for you! posted: 08.29.08 03:32 AM | |
| And I find it quite interesting that since the government has a republican in office in the executive branch that the econmy is shit... unemployment is higher then it's ever been, we have dumped endless amounts of tax dollars into a POINTLESS war,
and people still vote Republican. Wow. IQ check plz.
I would vote for a broken vacume cleaner for President, before I would ever vote for a Republican...
posted: 08.29.08 03:30 AM | |
| Only 9 seconds?! =P posted: 08.29.08 02:30 AM | |
| It's not like the government is forcing you to watch the roast of Bob Saget. Joanna already said that she found the show rather therapeutic. I myself am a fan of the Comedy Central Roasts, and I found this one rather mediocre (except Norm McDonald, he was funny). Nobody's forcing anybody to watch anything, that's the whole point. I find it quite interesting that since the government has a republican in office in the executive branch, everyone is under the misconception that Bush runs everything. In fact, the three branches of the United States government were put in place to avoid just that. Freedom of speech is on the line, so it must be the republicans behind it. I consider myself to be a conservative (a bold statement to make on BA, I know), and I think it's ridiculous to tell people what they can or cannot make/watch. I'm not evil! i just happen to believe in a different way of going about things. I should probably stop typing now. this is, in fact, Joanna's blog, not mine. Lol! Go free speech! posted: 08.29.08 01:54 AM | |
| It's funny. These people would never let you force them to watch porn, crying about their civil rights. Yet they have no problem forcing you to watch what they want. Porn is merely a scapecoat for the government. A highly controversal topic they can fight so it looks like their doing their job. posted: 08.29.08 12:33 AM | |
| the government has no faith in our ability, as adults, to chose what kinds of actions we wish to perform/record on film, and what kinds of films to watch. its insulting to our intelligence, really. fuuuuucked up. but if you do ever decide to get into some cuddle porn, i'd like to audition to snuggle up to you. <3 posted: 08.28.08 05:06 PM | |
| yeah but you know- it is so much easier to send pornographers to jail, and take all their money away rather than do that =( posted: 08.28.08 03:07 PM | |
| The same fat Republicans trying to legislate morality are probably the ones who have SNUFF hidden in their basements, As long as its consenting adults who cares???. People need to be less concerned with the porno that is being made, and focus more on Real problems...like the horrible shape this country is in. posted: 08.28.08 02:51 PM | |
| Is it 9 secs because there are so many members and you'd need to fit everybody in, or because that's about how long a regular joe could last with a sexy girl like you? Either way, that's a great idea, but it probably won't happen you little tease. Have you thought about playing match-maker with the members. Introduce them, film them having sex and then post the video. Can you imagine how many memberships you'd sell if they knew that was a possibility? posted: 08.28.08 01:37 PM | |
| hmm. a member gangbang! where every member of the site gets like 9 seconds with me! how about it! =)
posted: 08.28.08 01:29 PM | |
| i was totally there for your gangbang. you wanted every second of it. please don't turn your pornos into cute little cuddling scenes. i will stand on a picket line defending you til the day i die haha. ;) posted: 08.28.08 01:24 PM | |
| It could be your next movie. And it'd be very cheap. Oh how a guy can dream. posted: 08.28.08 12:09 PM | |
| You know, I understand your need to work with professionals in your business, but I'm sure you didn't have to pay for it. There are many people on this site who would fuck you for free. Just saying. posted: 08.28.08 11:55 AM |
