they can lick the sweaty ass crack of a hairy fucking plumber for all i care. how the fuck can videos of CHILDREN doings drugs and drinking, and videos of YOUNG BARELY LEGAL TEENAGE GIRLS giving raunchy lap dances be allowed on the site, but an actual planned out burlesque performance not be allowed up? they banned my 3rd video last night. not even 24 hours after i uploaded it. why do they hate me so much?! FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!!! i might just make a video of me screaming that and see how long it takes them to take it down. haha :P
so because youtube hates me, and never lets me share my performances with you.. you all will just have to come out and actually SEE ME PERFORM LIVE one of these days. :)
on a happier note, i get to see cute is what we aim for tonight. i'm so stoked! yes, i have the musical taste of a high school student, and i'm okay with that. tomorrow morning (actually like 24 hrs) i get on my plane to cali! where madison mitchell will be picking me up and going out to lunch with me. later thursday night i'm bringing joanna, james, alex, nova, and madison to see NOFX. mike let me have a plus 5, so i'm really excited for it.
anyway, the real reason i'm going to cali is for the musink festival in orange county. it's going to be awesomeeeee! i'll be at the burning angel booth all scantily clad, so you should come find me and let me grab you in inappropriate places. ;)
OH BTW I ALMOST FORGOT!!!
my good friend MIKEALIS is shooting a video for his song "glowsticks". he's shooting it SUNDAY @ 5PM @ THESOHOLOFT (199 lafayette st. 3B in soho). he needs lots of awesome people. preferably tattooed ladies. ;)










