So I'm with my boyfriend watching movies at my place on Tuesday night. I start getting texts from both Mitch and Joanna. Guess what they were about?! ME GOING ON HOWARD STERN WEDNESDAY MORNING!!!!!!! I was on the show playing in a game show called, "Porn Stars vs. Slow Adults". The porn stars won, of course. We also won $5,000 to split between us. I made $1,666 that morning for a couple hours of my time. I had SOOO much fun!! Howard was super nice. I was so afriad he was going to be mean and call me fat. Instead he called me beautiful. Seriously, for years I've wanted to go on the Howard Stern show. Joanna and Mitch made my dreams come true!! I can't wait until the episode is up for me to watch. You can see me being super smart and answering such questions as, "How do you spell Rhode island?" or "Spell tomorrow." or even "What does the D.C. in Washington D.C. stand for?". Oh yeah, I got some brains on me haha. The other girls are going to put their money in the bank and save. BORING. I'm using mine for tattoos. I'm a porn actress, not a responsible adult. Duhz.

Weednesday night was also the opening night for "Stairway to Hell". It's this off boradway rock musical I'm in. Apathy, and Sarah Conrad are also dancers in it. It's going to be every Saturday night at Rebel in Midtown near Penn Station. I believe it goes on at like 11pm? Go to "stairwaytohellny.com" for details. It's going to be every Saturday for the next 8 weeks. So I better see you all fucking there at least 1 of those weeks.

Anyway, I'm going to head to bed and have some sex with my boyfriend. Ciao. <3