"Just like a real partner, SaSi vibrator is capable of giving a different experience every time, and like a good partner, it will learn and remember the movements you like best. A smooth rounded massage head undulates under a thin, silky cover, creating a soft kneading sensation that can be completely customized by adjusting movement type, speed and vibration. SaSi is loaded with sensual intelligence which enables you to program the vibrator’s motions. Tailoring an experience just for you, it learns what you like and what you don’t like and remembers it for future enjoyment. Plus, the SaSi is a comfortable, portable size and features an easy-to-adjust iPod-inspired interface. It even has interchangeable covers, so you can match your vibrator’s color to your mood. Made of water-resistant silicone; rechargeable."

 I mean seriously wtf. It's programmed to memorize what you want in bed. How is this possible?! Better yet, how come I don't have one?! Someone buy it for me. I'll take a video of me using it just for you.  <3

http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland