So as you may or may not know I flew my nerdy ass out to Vegas to see if I'd win the avn I was nominated for and I didn't. Now I'd like to tell you that I threw a temper tantrum and punched the people who won but I didnt' I'm not that bad ass. I'd like to be someday though. Plus I lost in style and thats all that matters. And you know what else matters is the fact that I was in vegas!!!! I always have a blast there, and make it my main goal to party my ass off and do those things they tell you should "stay in vegas" and tell all my friends about how rad I am when I get home hahaha. All in all it was a great drunken time getting to see so many hot girls walking around, and creepily hitting on them (which is what I do best). And of course partying with Joanna and the hot ba girls (esp Jessie Lee's stripper pole antics HOT!), and stumbling into a cab to go have a drunken threesome with cadence and her super hot bf...oh yea did i mention he stuck it in my ass? dirty boy :) Next year I think I'm gonna have a sexathon and fuck as many people as I can in as many different places as I can, like a nympho super hero....yea that sounds fun.
Anyways congrats to James on winning the cock of the year award which he totally deserves I swear hes the biggest whore I've ever met.
And thats all she wrote....because I forget the rest
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