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Name: Hel
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Height: 5'10
Sign: Aquarius
Location: pittsburgh
Occupation: naked
Ink/Metal: Permanent marks or designs made on the skin by a process of pricking and ingraining an indelible pigment or by raising scars/Cutting or passing through the skin with or as if with a sharp instrument; stabbing or penetrating.

Music: I like my metal like I like my coffee, black!
Movies: i love all things zombie and horror
Videogames: I'm more of a dice roller
Food: food is delicious!
Books: i'll read just about anything... some of my favorites are Tom Robbins, JRR Tolkien, Charles Bukowski, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk
Hobbies: roller derby, board games, rpgs, painting, erotica

Fantasy: Doing it in the back of a speeding ambulence.
Fave Position: all of them
Masturbation Material: medical madness

Drink: yup
Smoke: nope
Bad Habits: diet coke
Favorite Burning Angel: Babs
Why I am a Burning Angel: why aren't you?

slack

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