I'm going to beauty school starting in August!  I am going to become an <em>esthetician</em>, which means that I can practice laser hair removal, waxing (hello, Brazilian Bikini), and give facials (haha, I know what you're thinking), in addition to applying make-up.

I guess after years of resistance I am destined to become another protégé of Fran Drescher.  I'm working on the widow's peak and the grating voice.

The school that I am going to is awesome, every classroom looks like a miniature spa; and instead of being sent to Staples to shop for school supplies, I get to buy them at Sephora, and M.A.C.!  

I have to wear an all white outfit every day to class.  I guess they think this makes the students look more proffesional.  This kind of bites because I am soooooo bad at keeping clothes clean.  I thought it would be funny if I showed up in a white tube top and mini-skirt and little white heels (think '90's Barbie doll outfit).  I believe my teachers expect me to wear scrubs, not a hoe-y tennis outfit, but they didn't specify.

 

Also, here is a comepletely random picture of my pet chinchilla and I. My chinchilla's name is Sid Vicious. I thought she was a boy when I got her. Oops. I still have a soft spot for Sid from the Sex Pistols; if he was alive I would totally become a groupie.