CHAPEL
 FILM STARLET
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  • Age: 25
  • Height: 5 '9
  • Sign: Bad Ass
  • Location: Dallas, Tx
  • Occupation: zombie body disposal
  • Ink/Metal: Ink: I have some.. and i will more than likely get more. Metal: septum 10 gage
  • Music: KMFDM,Aphex Twin, Skinny Puppy, Labaich, Rammstein, Dan the Automater, Del the Funky Homasapian, Cibo Mato,Lovage, Tomahawk, Mike Patton, The Dwarves,
  • TV: don't watch it
  • Movies: SFW, The Cube, Bubba HoTep, Death Becomes Her
  • Videogames: NWN, Bully, Silent Hill 1,2, and 3 but fuck the fourth
  • Food: At the moment im nibbleing on Christian Love.
  • Books: I can't read... thanks for bringing that up.
  • Hobbies: crocheting erotic underwear for elderly gentlemen
  • Masturbation Material: Game Informer..
  • I Have a Crush on: Noone... fuck evreyone
  • Drink: Whiskey... and a mixture of whiskey with whiskey... and lonestar
  • Bad Habits: adopting puppies and then having them put down when there not cute anymore.
  • Where I Hang Out: At work... I work alot...
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Mitch told me I could touch Joanna inappropriately.

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Always bring a towel.12.20.07
Being Chapel Waste12.20.07
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Jerry Fallwell and his little slice ...12.20.07
Bag of Love12.20.07
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underwater breathing apparatus
04.04.08 07:02 PM


I know what your thinking. You are thinking "Chapel your life just teems with adventure, when do you have time for yourself?" Well I just opened up a can of spaghetti so I am feeling rather in a generous mood.... of not answering your retarded question. You know chef Boyardee tastes remarkably similar to real Italian food... trust me on this one real Italian food sucks fish sac and that is when you can get into a fucking restaurant. " Oh its not between 3:15 and 4:00 I guess its just another night of culinary dining in the candy section of Block Buster." They say gellato is tasty but its everything your mom warned you not put in your mouth and I always listen to my mom and by that I mean I never listen to my mom and that's why I am a fine example of a degenerate. Where were we at .. oh yes the terribly exciting world of Drug smuggling, always remember to empty the corpse first otherwise gassy build ups will occur and soon you will have a reenactment of Pompeii, Only with dangerous bags of Heroine {or what ever substance you may choose to smuggle} reigning down on innocent bystanders and I don't know if you have ever been hit from far distance with those little baggies but they leave a good bruise... speaking of Pompeii that brings us back to Italy and there a full circle of update... and by that i mean whatever ramblings fell on this page while eating lunch..


-chapel waste






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